Chapter1

Peace and quiet. This is all Sir James Charles McJackrabbit needed as he lounged back in his early 20th century exquisite chair. He puffed away on his marijuana filled cigar. Needlessly to say, he was stoned out of his mind. Grinning, he realized he had been attracted to Devon Shell's sister, Heaven Bell. He had never personally met with her, but had talked to her on the social networking site Myspace.com occasionally. She seemed attractive, but he was getting kind of TO'd because she hadn't sent him a full body shot yet. Oh well. He could at least imagine how delicious her body was. Visions of kiwi-strawberry whipped cream and cherries flashed through his head. "Oh yes, James! Don't let off of that whipped cream! Fill me up all the way!" Dreamily, James dreamed. "WAKE UP, SIR!" James looked up. "SIR, WE HAVE A TURTLE INVASION!" James looked out of his window. The sight nearly ripped his breath out of his lungs. Millions upon millions of turtles were in his front yard. James screamed. "Oh, my God! I surely hope Professor McRabrab's invention works! He pulled the level sitting next to his couch. The grass in his yard dissapeared. All the turtles fell into a huge cooking pot and were instantly boiled. Eugene, Jame's servant flashed a goofy grin. "Looks like we'll be having turtle soup tonight, boss!" James laughed at Eugene's bold humor. "You've done well, Eugene. Bring your pillow into my room, for you'll be sleeping with me tonight. And I do believe we have some kiwi-strawberry whipped cream and cherries."