Oh, I see... I was expecting a contest. I wonder whether it would be possible to have a real poetry slam in a forum like this... Granted, I'm not entirely sure how a poetry slam works in real life. I've only been to one that wasn't so much a poetry slam as a bunch of hilarious awesome people performing artistic stand-up comedy. A real poetry slam is sort of like a rap battle without the dissing, right?

I'd love to read out some poetry, but I don't have any recent poems to present.