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Kovu aka Alec

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Kovu aka Alec is doing well so far

Dec 18, 2001, 09:45 AM
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The Plot...erm, soy bean based plot substitue, thickens...

"Wait a second...how could the Shigeru Miyamoto guy who is talking to the Jurassic park dude, who I do not know about, be from 2001...since the tavern is in 2770's? Aaand how could Blagagna have killed Mr.Continuity since he appeared with Clockwork and those chaps to avenge Xavier, and Mr.Continuity
was killed early on during our adventure with knifes and the titans...?"
"Mr. Continuity IS dead, you realize." The Mirror said.
"Oh, yah...KILL KOVU!"

"Hey Blagagna, whuz happenen, in da' house, respect, word!" Kovu tried his fake ghettoiey talk on Blagagna as the later walked through the door.
"YOU again! I thought I beat you upside the head earlier."
"Earlier? That was a month ago! But anyway, yah, you did."
"Grunt..." Blagagna, being the idiot that he is and oblivious to the massive Get Better card occupying the space of the Tavern, attempted to go to the bar and get a drink, only to be stopped by Kovu.
"Hey man...can you not see the epicly porportioned Get Well, limited sparkle edition, in theaters only, comming soon, card occupying the room? The Tavern is closed."
"But the sign says open." Blagagna debated.
"No it isn't..."
"Are you bleeding blind?"
"Yes!"
And then Blagagna punched Kovu into a wall.
Suddenly, Jim Drab came riding in with a army of Plotline Hotline employees with really big nasty swords.
"KILL 'EM!"

HWDKHNWIADHANBHTATBHMACHCAHSFBAETHWNATNCS
HRDHANBDWISHDTGON was enjoying a nice, perfectly relaxed nap(Beau had left earlier, and was currently on his way to the Tavern) when a clown busted in.
"AHAH@*&@$@%&%#$*%$#!!!!!"HWDKHNWIADHANBHTATBHMACHCAHSFBAETHWNATNCS
HRDHANBDWISHDTGON shouted, horrified of clowns due to a childhood experiance.
"HEY HEY!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!"
"WAKAKADOODOOYEA!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!"
"PULL MY FINGER!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!"
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