Well, I have to admit this sounds the same problem I have. Still, I know the theory, even if my name doesn't show it.

You can use a real name -- there are a few naming sites that you can search for -- or, if it is to be a non-real name, you can try imitating a naming style you like. 99% of the world's ideas are simply recycled from earlier ideas, you know.

As for the fiction question, I don't know anything about that. I'm better at screenplays and such than writing a narrative story.

And, of course, I'll join -- I assume it will be a typical rabbit story.

Here is my profile.