This topic? Dead? Absolutely not!

Fooruman, thinking fast, grabbed his backpack and stuffed the remains of Unfooruman in it. He then ran down the left hall as fast as he could. Near the end of the seventeen-mile-long hallway, there was a single urinal. There was also a door directly to the left of it, with a giant saying "please do not urinate on the door" hanging atop the handle.

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU