up = e
down = d
left = s
right = f
select = h
shoot = u
jump = o
run = i

There, confusing enough for you?
Hehe, I use the keyboard keys because you can use buttons anywhere your fingers are in a comfortable position. Well, ok my layout isn't exactly like my dream layout used to be, but that's all thanks to my laggy keyboard. Yes, I've fiddled around with the keys pressing them in the strangest combinations to find out that the layout above is near lagless (can't press up while running and shooting). Oh, you want my old layout as well? Ok!

up = w
down = s
left = a
right = d
select = v
shoot = b
jump = m
run = n

I don't use the number keys cuz my finger is pretty happy with its current location on the keyboard