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Puffie40

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Feb 3, 2009, 09:38 PM
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>Mention that you happen to have empty slots in your party

"Hey, you looking to form a team?" "Well, seeing you have the intelligence of a suicidal bilge rat, and defying any logic that anyone, including me, had, I think I will!"

Peter Rabbit has joined the party!

"Now then," Peter says "What shall we do?"



>Tell the rabbit that there's a stuck knob in the room you came from, and ask him if he'd mind helping you press it in.

"Well, there is a knob in the other room that is stuck. Do you want to help me push it in?" you ask.

"Only if YOU stand under the hammer"



>Ask the rabbit what he knows of the vase ,without mentioning you know it's location.

"Say, I saw a vase somewhere in the other room. I was wondering what you knew about it?"

Peter cocks his head "Is this anything to do with the sobbing I heard several minutes ago?"

"Uhhhhh, maybe?"

"Well, that vase was sent eons ago by aliens to the center of the earth. in the Pre-Cambrian era, the great Xai-Ten'gai, the great Chinese miner, sacrificed his life to bring it to the surface, where forces, good and evil, have fought for it over the past 15 centuries. It is said to grant wishes, but to this day, no one knows it's true power."

"You made that up."

"True, but you were the one to ask about a useless piece of glass."

There is a broken chair here
There is a pile of Debris here
There is a Rabbit with a Shotgun here

INVENTORY
-Selection of Screws
-Spent Shotgun Shell
-Funny-smelling chair leg

There are exits to the NORTH (Locked) and SOUTH