>Eat the mushroom

You take a bite from the mushroom, and the rabbit turns green, the badger has a extremly long neck and breathes fire, and Peter's shotgun starts to look attractive.

Shroom's effect: 3 posts

>Get some glue on the funny-smelling chair leg.

You grab the glue and bring it near the chair leg, but the leg starts to talk to you "I'll be sticky if you do that!

A little freaked out, you set the glue down.

>Ask the badger out on a date.

You approch the fire-breathing-graffe-badger and slur out "You look reallllll purdy, man. Want to do sssssomthing tonight?" His beauty when he speaks "No" knocks you over.

Your mouth hurts. I wonder why...

There is some Glue here
There is a shimmering Bottle of windex here
There is a Mushroom with shades here
There is a Knife with sexy lips here
There is a huge Soup spoon here
There is a smiling Can here
There is a fire-breathing-graffe-Badger here
There is a green Rabbit here

INVENTORY
-Selection of Screws
-Spent Shotgun Shell
-Funny-smelling chair leg

PARTY (Inventory)

- Peter (Attractive shotgun, shotgun shells, big eyes)

there are exits to the WEST and SOUTH