>Look at yourself

You seem to remember that you were a lynx, but you see yourself as a grey housecat with gibbon arms.

>Let them all know they can follow you if they are interested in saving the world

"I'm going to SAVE THE WORLD! That world that is outside right now with two burly bad guys beating it's head with crowbars! I want you to JOIN ME!"

The two laugh at you. "That isn't very nice to do that with the hero!" you say, dodging the imaginary bursts of fire from the badger as the flames threaten to singe your hair. "At least let's save the cheese!"

The badger says "Offer again when you are not stoned!"

>Take the spoon and the windex

You have taken the giant spoon (Hey! It fills the room, yet is light as a feather!) And the Shimmering Windex.

>Throw the can at the fire-breathing badger, screaming "Be gone, demon!"

*Some events that are too graphic and "Trippy" to describe later...*

You are lying in a small room with a dirt floor. You head hurts, there are several boards on top of you and the sun is winking at you through the patchy roof. You get up and dust yourself off. You hear some voices. "Wow. I didn't know you can swing that hard!" "Yeah considering those floorboard are solid!" "Say, I didn't know this house had a basement in it?" " Think the old farmer's loot would be there, Peter?" "Maybe"

The shelves are talking gibberish at you. The jars of ancient preserves are making funny faces at you. This is the worst Trip ever!

There are some Mocking Jars here
There is a grinning box here
There are some vampiric floorboards here
There is a pile of angry magazines here

MUSHROOM'S EFFECT: 2 POSTS

INVENTORY
-Selection of Screws
-Spent Shotgun Shell
-Funny-smelling chair leg
-Bottle of Windex
-Kitchen Spoon
-Flowers

PARTY (Inventory)

- Peter (Attractive shotgun, shotgun shells, big eyes) (Not in this location)

There is a caved in stairway to the WEST, and a hole UP