Jazz: I'll sell you the flag.
Spaz: How much?
Jazz: 8 carrots?
Spaz: Oh really? Alright?
[Jazz leads Spaz into base with other surrounding Jazz's]
[Jazz lifts his gun]
Spaz: Hey aren't you going to sell my your flag?
Jazz: Nah too expensive...
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Spaz: [to Lori] I'll give you 10 carrots if you let me bight your breasts.
Lori: Eww! [Walks away, disgusted]
[next day]
Spaz: I'll give you 100 carrots if you let me bite your breasts.
[Lori thinks] Hmmm 100 carrots is a lot...
Lori: Alright...
[Spaz and Lori walk into dark area. Spaz starts fondling Lori. But doesn't bite her.]
[Spaz then starts to walk away]
Lori: Wait! Aren't you going to bite my breasts?
Spaz: Nah...too expensive
[Spaz walks away]
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