Okay. So...
I am a very anal-retentive person. That said, I took some time today and marked every single Featured Download from February 2009 all the way back to October 2006 when the Featured Download of the Month thing started with a "
featured" tag. Mind, I goofed on a couple of them and forgot to put a comma in a couple of the tags, making them tagged oddly ("featuredmultipart"? "featuredobsolete"?), but otherwise, all Featured Downloads are now labeled as "featured". This, of course, brings me to my next topic...