>I am not going to pay the Doctor 15 dollars just for a small concussion

"Errr, Sorry, I don't think I need the aspirin, Doc" you say

"Very well, his stupor should only last a couple of posts" the Doc replies

"I AM A LARGE FISH!" Hotshoe yells.


>Ask the Doctor if he has a kit-for-smashing-ingredients-together for sale

"Do you have a thing for smashing stuff together?"

"A what?"

"A thing!"

"Sorry, I'm not a psychologist. Barry the bartender claims he can fix your mind's view with a crowbar, but I don't think that will-"

"No,no. A THING!"

"What? No! I'm that type of man! Besides, I'm out of Viagra"

"Let me rephrase that: An OBJECT that can smash stuff"

"I think that Badger of yours does a nice job of smashing stuff"

"*sigh* alright then, combine" You say, your head starting to hurt

"Oh! well, I can do Chemical combinations, and the garage is capable of making and customizing inventory items, to certain physical and GM-imposed limits"


>Ask the doctor if he wants to hire a window-washer

"Do you want your windows cleaned?" you ask the Doctor

"Sorry, but I make my own window-juice" He replies

Exit is to the SOUTH-WEST