>Ask the squirrels if you can join their game
"Say, can I join the game guys?" you ask
"Sureyoucanjoin. Thepotsucksthough." one of the squirrels replies.
"Ahyouarejusttickedthatyoudrewsuchacrappyhand"
"Ohsureitmusttakesomereallucktogetthreeacesinonehand"
"AREYOUSAYINGIMCHEATING?"
"OhyesyoubloodyrightIam!"
"Youareoneparanoidfreakman!"
"Youknowiottakickyourbuttrightnowforthosewords!"
The two squirrels get up and start fighting. The other three look at you.
"DontworryaboutthemDarrylisjustasoreloser" The dealer tells you.
New items of notice:
-A pair of Squirrels fighting
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