Ancoysnd lept about, walking down the hallway in Opposition Publishing Co. Inc.
He was to be the superhero in there new superhero flagship, the AMAZING GUY! And his producer was some guy named Mr. Ante Tubbes.
Oddly, the name sounded familiar.
*knock knock*
"Erm, hello, Mr. Oddly Familiar sounding Ante Tubbes, 'tis me, the AMAZING GUY, ready for issue 1."
"Excellent, come in." Ancoysnd(aka Lance aka the AMAZING GUY)
strode in. Instantly, Mr. Ante Tubbes(aka ANTI-TUBBS) recognized him as Lance from the Tavern. Then, as he chomped down on his opposition doughnut, an idea formed.
"Ah, good, just have a seat, I'll be right back." Ancoysnd complied, and ANTI-TUBBS delved into the closet, and found...
"Excellent, thease glasses which I purchased from Beauman at his shop, almost two months a go now, which make normal people seem like vile, villanous monsters, give me the perfect plan..."
"Erm, did j00 say something, sir?"
"Ahm, no...listen, put thease on, they'll bring together you're entire costume.
"Erm, okay." Ancoysnd grabbed the glasses and placed them on."
"Okay, here is where you must fight you're first battle, go right away...and don't look at anyone on the way." ANTI-TUBBS handed Ancoysnd a piece of paper.
"Hmm, 122 War Tavern Road...that too is oddly familiar sounding...ahwell, thanks publisher ANTE-TUBBES man."
And so, in a puff of pepperoni and theme music, Ancoysnd aka Lance aka the AMAZING GUY flew off, and ANTI-TUBBS cackled evilly.
"MWAHA, now, he will go to the tavern and defeat his friends, mwaha....gawh, why am I saying everything I'm thinking so anybody can hear..." ANTI-TUBBS stated, again, as three former Plotline Hotline now Opposition Publishing Co. Inc. employees huddled around his door.
"We can't let this happen...they told us where Blagagna was..."

TEH POLT TICHKENS!!!