For there in front of them was the IRS guy

who made many widows and other people cry

who had killed more people then Jazz does in a day

and is a really big time villain, OK?

Jazz walked up to the IRS guy and said

"Kindly move out of our way if you don't want to be dead

because I have this large army and we are coming through

and if you don't move we shall blow up you."

But the head killer laughed and drew a huge rifle

which even the dumbest rabbit could see was no trifle

and blew off the heads of two nearby bunnies

which none of Jazz's army thought was at all funny.

And the guy laughed some more and blew a hare apart

and then he said "Gunnery, it is an art"

And then what a BANG that gun of his created

and when the smoke cleared, Jazz had evaporated!

(Yes I know that EPIC's aren't supposed to die

and that is not what happened so please do not cry

he reappears later with only singed fur

not only that, he settles the IRS cur!)

At the wall of the castle BBoy was pondering a way

to get inside the place and then save the day

and he began to think that Devan was the luckiest

and to get inside they'd have to cause a ruckus.

And then he had it! His electrical thing!

he had used it to get out when he was in sing sing

and now it would surely destroy the huge door

for Spaz/Lori's guns had done nothing more

then dent it! And dent it and dent it again

and Lori's blaster charges were now down to ten

so he called the siblings away and he sliced at the door

and the force of that slice was remembered evermore.

For the door split asunder! With a shattering sound

that could even be heard in the burnt rabbit town

and the party walked into the castle of Shell

who had once built a time machine and been defeated in h.ell.