I could do that, I already implemented something very similar ( retrieving transitive dependencies of a level, including music, tileset, next, secret and bonus levels). The only problem is I know absolutely nothing of C++ and I refuse to learn it
I'm very comfortable with C, though, so if you're still interested, say so.
Btw, saying "I'd do it, but it's too boring, so I'll leave it to the minions" is not a great way to motivate people