Epic Games' master plan to take over the internet. You see, Fquist was built from an old IBM machine, exactly a year before JJ2 was created. Bobby a few months later. Both have the ability to phase thoughts through the internet towards JJ2 players. This form of subliminal messaging causes players to gather on meetings, where Fquist and Bobby increase their amount of mental messages. These messages cause a small form of mental slavery: the need to play JJ2 more and more. The more a person is exposed to these mental messages, the hectic this slavery gets. An example of this severe exposure is Evilmike, who has made an 80-level episode over the course of seven years.
The final stage of exposure is the ability to send these mental messages as well, without the slave knowing this. This has happened to orbitz, who was banned due to his annoying behaviour and hacking. Clearly, the fact that our organic minds differ from the ones of Fquist and Bobby, makes the ability to transmit messages a lot harder, and this doesn't go right every time. Orbitz' behaviour is an example of that.
This is also the main reason why Epic hasn't succeeded in enslaving all the gamers with this mental virus. Only the ones who come into contact with Fquist, Bobby and the servers they are mentally connected to, get influenced. There is one way to stop this menace, and that's where Crimiclown comes in: he was created a year before the launch of JJ2 aswell, as serves the purpose of stopping Fquist and Bobby, in case the project runs out of Epics grip. That's why Crimi knows too much...

This is my theory so far. There are still a few catches I have to fix, like the existence of QOB and the sock (which is used as a messenger), but the rest is correct and can be traced back to evidence I found.