After a mere year-long hiatus, The Mighty Adventure of Fooruman returns!

Fooruman knew deep down in his heart that urinating in the designated urinal would surely be some type of trap. Knowing this, he wisely lifted up his robe and proceeded to urinate on the door. "Good thing I was going commando-style today," he laughed to himself. His business done, he quickly scurried down the drain of the decoy urinal.
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After what seemed like ages, Fooruman arrived at the end of the drain. Deploying his well-known and often-convenient "Killer" foo spell, he destroyed the grate blocking his way to freedom. Upon crawling out of it, he found himself in a stunning new world. Above him, hovercars blasted through the sky. To the right of him was a giant banner the color of the rainbow, proclaiming to the world "sale on mustard today only!" Behind him, where the drain had once been, there was nothing. He looked at his magical always-correct blood-powered watch, and saw that it was July 12th, 4371. Using all of his cunning and wisdom, Fooruman pondered for seven fortnights. Finally, he said to himself, "Well, it's a good thing I went to the bathroom first."

What now? Only one (or more) of you knows!