After mere minutes of staring blankly at the ground below him, Fooruman had a masterful plan. Pulling out the bag containing Unfooruman's charred and rotted remains, Fooruman took in a deep breath. "Smells good," he proclaimed, and then ate the bag's contents. Not satisfied, he then ate the bag. "Well," he thought to himself, "perhaps I should see what's happened this past decade or so." Summoning all of his strength, Fooruman summoned a massive stormcloud. Its mighty beam of lightning struck, knocking 14 hovercars out of the air. Two passengers survived the impact, which pleased Fooruman. "You there," he yelled at the frightened man and his wife, "do you have directions to the nearest Burger King?"
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After eating his seventeenth cheeseburger, Fooruman felt satisfied. He then walked up to the counter to find out what was going on. "You there, burger slave," he shouted.

"Yes sir, would you like another 17 cheeseburgers?"

"Yes please. Also, tell me every detail of human history over the past hundred years or whatever it's been since 2009."

"Okay. Well, in 2013, Burger King bought out McDonald's. Then, in 2358, Burger King bought out Yum! Brands incorporated, giving them control of Taco Bell, KFC, and the like. Finally, in 3579, Simon Burgermeister was made the 'burger lord of all humans.' His castle is in New Jersey."

"Ah," Fooruman said, "so this Burgermeister rules the world."

"Yeah, pretty much. Also, that'll be $18.57."

"Silence, burger slave." Fooruman then pondered whether he should get more burgers or just go try to overthrow the burger lord.