Thread: The Mighty Adventure of Fooruman
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Sep 5, 2009, 01:45 PM
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Unfooruman groaned. "It's been more than 24 hours since I asked why I should help you overthrow this 'taco man,' and I'm pretty sure there isn't even any taco man to overthrow."

Finally, Black Ninja spoke up from behind Fooruman. "Because ---"

Fooruman zipped around gracefully in a perfect half-circle and punched his ally in the face as swiftly and with as much force as he could, using his magical glove made of dynamite. The punch, combined with a mighty controlled explosion, knocked out all but two of BN's teeth and obliterated the majority of his skull. "You startled me, Black Ninja! Where have you been all this time?"

"Right behind you, sir," Black Ninja groaned as he coughed, choking on a dislodged molar.

"Oh," Fooruman gasped, "You should be more careful! You know I never look back there these days." Fooruman turned around. "Now, Unfooruman, we've been friends a long time, so I think you owe me one!"

Unfooruman sighed. "How many times do we have to go over this? We're not friends. Not at all. My name is even 'UNfooruman.' Could it be any more obvious that we are enemies?"

Fooruman laughed. "Aww, you're so cute when it's that time of the month. Come, let us go defeat that ice cream demon!" Fooruman turned around again to face his loyal servant, only to find him passed out on the ground. "Unfooruman," Fooruman shouted, "pick up my manservant and let's go!"

Unfooruman groaned again. "I'll help you this time, fool, but know that when this battle is over, our battle will continue. Now, let's be smart about this. The 'ice cream man' lives in New Jersey, it would seem. We could head straight there, but we might get destroyed on sight if he's as powerful as that fast food drone implied. It might behoove us to acquire some allies."

Fooruman was furious. "First of all, I thought it was a taco man we were after. Second, you don't have hooves!"


What will our heroes do next? Will Fooruman ever get hit hard enough in the head to start using his brain? Will Black Ninja survive the mighty pummeling delivered him by his boss? Only you know!