Thread: How did you like Jazz Advance?
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Feb 7, 2010, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JustRob View Post
Meh, I could appreciate this game if it wasn't a Jazz Jackrabbit game. But because it is a Jazz Jackrabbit game, it blows so much. Never has a franchise been so (-)(-)(-)(-)(-)ed over and retconned. The cutscenes were hardly impressive; they were just the same images over and over again with dialog.

Also the tiny amount of levels was truly ridicilous. Whereas you spend a good 20 mins playing through a Jazz 2 level, a Jazz Advance level can be completed in less then 5.

I just completed this game today in about 30 minutes, and that's truly pathetic. Like I said, I don't see how a Jazz fan can appreciate this game, but I guess some people are more forgiving then me and don't really care what the sequel is, as long as it has a green bunny with a gun.
What I get from this is that you are godly at Jazz Advance but blow at Jazz 2, have never played any other franchise ever (there are far worse retcons than Jazz Advance), and have no ability to step into another shoes without being a condescending (-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-) about it.