Originally Posted by EvilMike

You just don't understand the plot.

Story of jj2: jazz escapes from the castle, wanders through carrotus, and stumbled upon devan's secret lab. He then gets caught in a time machine and starts jumping around the past of carrotus. Eventually he winds up in the 1960s and buys shrooms from one of the caterpillars, then goes to the beach and takes all of them at once after he is attacked by a giant flying crab. His experiences cause him to have a bad trip which makes him flash back to the past, but then he eventually wakes up and he finds himself in some random jungle on some other part of carrotus. Also the jungle has a portal to hell inside it for no reason, and devan shell is conveniently chilling out inside it.

Story of TSF: in order to celebrate easter, lori teams up with jazz and spaz to go on a quest to murder everyone in a city. The only thing standing between them and victory is a haunted house.

Story of CC: you must save christmas from satan.