GenEX continued to tell tales of his hedgeclipper heroism to the little school children that had come for a field trip. They had finally gotten over Admael's claiming Super Rabbit was a fake, and had shifted their admiration to AMAZING GUY!. GenEX was just describing how the evil villains were descending on him, and he smashed all five million of them on the head with one blow while Ducky and Cobra were cowering in a corner, when the door exploded outward, just to be different. A mysterious figure walked in mysteriously, and drew his cloak (all mysterious figures have cloaks! And capes!) around his face more tightly. He was wearing long pants, cowboy boots, a large jacket, two pairs of gloves on each hand and a large sombrero. No skin was visible. For some reason, the lights dimmed, to add to the effect. The little school children screamed and hid behing GenEX, imploring him to attack the scary guy with his ferocious hedgeclippers of doom which had been enchanted in a previous incarnation by the great Misfitzio while trying to trap GenEX with his futile powers equal to about ten times that of Chickens. GenEX did a Kovu and jumped through the trap door, which was quite a feat as it was closed at the time. Once all the scared ones had jumped into the trapdoor, ran into a wall, fled out the door or fainted, five beings were left awake in the 'Tavern. The mysterious figure, Ducky, Cobra, Unknown Rabbit (who couldn't have left if he wanted to) and Gizmo, who was washing his face. Oh right, the school childen remained as well. Suddenly, the mysterious figure shed his concealing garments, and revealed himself in all his glory as the amazing AMAZING GUY!. (aka Ancosyd (aka Freelance)) Seeing the enamored school children through his evilish glasses, AMAZING GUY! used his super strength to pick up all the bar stools at once and fling them at the school children. They fled. Oddly enough, AMAZING GUY!'s sales never afterwards were quite what they had been. Especially after the board of directers ordered the series to stop. Gizmo chased his tail.

Dan, Stan Dear and Dir' walked carefully into Plotline Hotline. Stan Dear had still not regrown his hair from the adventures in the Boondocks with the Kailia Fraze, and Miss Directed might never get her starboard noses back, but other then that there had been no difficulty reaching the hallowed halls of Plotline Hotline. Nervously, Dan Druff edged towards the Radical Plot o' Matical while the scary music grew louder. Suddenly, a bat flew down from the ceilling and said "BOO!" loudly. All three jumped backwards several paces, Stan Dear colliding with a wall in the process. "May I inquire both your name and your reason being here, bat?" asked Miss Directed, regaining her composure. "I'm here because I feel like it." said Batty Buddy.*

Blagagna prowled around the woods of Wabbit Woasters uncomfortably. The sheer magical aura was beginning to give him a brain, and he was realising that shooting and maiming and hurling through space to various places people and other animals was wrong. Stomping on a squirrel's head, Blagagna was pondering if he should change his ways or not when Newspaz joined the server and blew him into smithereenies on accident. "|Newspaz roasted Blagagna" read the non-existant screen. Newspaz had no idea he had just terminated an exciting member of the current plot, so he ran around shooting at various bushes until someone else joined. Nobody ever did find out who had been hosting.****

Unknown Rabbit feebly got out his book of Bumble Bee pictures which he had gotten from Teh Great God Agama during the adventure with the stones, and adoringly looked at the cutey creatures. Suddenly he felt a sudden urge to sleep, so he did so.

Isabelle Kettlesore, a reminant of the late Jurassic period, tore through updown Humanhattan. She was eating some plastic fruit from a screaming lady's hat, thinking of her lucky cohorts who were eating the delicacies of Mini Sodas and Mini Apples when the police arrived. "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!" one shouted, even as he was stepped on. Such bothersome distractions, thought Isabelle, sticking her inquisitive head into a bakery. Yum, more food! Suddenly she was hit by a restraining beam, and she saw that man who was always giving her instructions on what position to be, and talking about plot and cameras, whatever that meant. A large helicopter descended, she was trapped in a cage and taken back to the set of Jurassic Park large number, where she met up with other dinosaurs that had been captured by similar methods.

Disguise's latest tileset was released, and the nurse who had been trapped in it until it was was free. Walking back to the hospital, she was naturally shocked to see all her coworkers dead in various positions. Stealing some loose change, she felt something growing inside her. She raised her left arm into the air, struck a Kirby pose, and proclaimed a proclomation. "I SHALL AVENGE THEE, SHALL IT TAKE A THOUSAND BANDAGES!" Just then, a meteor struck nearby, the same type that had hit on Libarius just before the Kilts. A strange, green coating swept over the nurse, and she was transformed into a indefeatable, superhuman, godlike being. Because there was only one of her, the effects were not limited at all, and in fact still haven't stopped to this day. Yes, she was now known as.....

ULTRA NURSE! Super Hero on the side of Sterilized Napkins!**
Running with super napkin speed, Ultra Nurse ran to Dan Druff's house and collected his adorable racoon for a kid sidekick which would later die in issue 256 in a brutal confrontation with ULTRA PATIENT which would make sales skyrocket. Racoons are so cute.

Kaz kept running.

Darth Vader, after numerous baths, finally managed to get all the lemon pies off of him. Suing the creators of Space Balls, he went about with his evil plans, until Luke arrived, at which point he died along with his master. Luke, I am your Disaster. Yup yup. Am I losing your interest here or something?




Again, sorry about the double post. I exceeded the maximum number of characters AGAIN.
*No, I don't know how Batty Buddy got there. Continuity is dead.
**Not just a short gag, meant to be used in future continuations.
***Probably.
****The number of stars has nothing to do with the order they appear in.