"I'm fired?!" Ancoysnd aka Lance aka AMAZING GUY could not believe his ears.
"Yah-huh, you didn't kill everybody in the Taver--uhm...set...yea..."
"But...but...waaaaaah...." Ancoysnd stalked out of the room, plotting revenge on ANTI-TUBBS.

"Owwiee!" Kovu yelped in pain, as he removed his skull from a large metal object.
"Skullie*, what're you doing out there?" *PLOP*
Once his brain redecorated the interior of his newly dusted skull, Kovu took a look around.
"Where in the hel-erm, excuse me, heck, am I?" Finding himself in an abysall maze of tunnels was rather disenhearting.
"Well, my mama** always told me that water grows on the bottom side of floors, so I should go south!" Kovu then chose a random direction, naming it south, and headed that way.

AND YOU MIGHT BE ASKING, HOW DID BATTY BUDDY GET INTO THE PLOTLINE HOTLINE? WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YOU!

Last time we left our Bat, he was lost in Kiku...er...Sakura, er...Agent Megum's dark abyssy thingy, I think, about 10 pages ago.***

"Help meeeee!" The Batness cried out desperatley, feeling the cold grip of the abyssy thingy wrap around him.
"Ungoodieness!"(And somewhere, far far away, Kovu got the sense someone was stealing his line)
BatBud walked for hours, until he saw a dull glowing.
"What in a?" Suddenly, a strange creature appeared infront of him.
"Kirby! What're you doing here?"
"..."
"Well, can't you talk?"
"..."
"Okay!"

"Hmm... all this delicate scientific planning is...tiring..." Ancoysnd mulled over his stack of stick drawings of ANTI-TUBBS dying.
"I wonder if the Discovery channel is on?" He said, walking over to his MEGA-TV which he kept in the secret hideout(which he got to keep due to the speedyness of his firing)
"Oh lookie! Steve Irwin!"

"THIIIISSS IS DAAAA WAAAYYY WWWWWWWWEE WAASH OUUUR FAAACE!****" Kovu sang brokenly, to keep himself from going insane as he attempted to navigate the vast sewerish tunnels.
"It's a me, Mario!" He heard a haunting voice...
"What the?" He turned around just in time to see a fat plumber barrel down the tunnel, the force of which, throwing him wildly like a doll.

"Thanks Kirby! Who knew you had a band and a spaceship and millions of bucks! Thanks for dropping me off!" BatMan shouted to Kirby, who waved from his spaceship.
"..."
"No, no, this dimension will do just fine!" Battie began walking down the intricate, very clean corridors of clean, mechanical dimension he now found himself in. Eventually he came to a door.
"Retinal scan commencing, hello Batty Buddy." A computer voice said.
"Cool, I guess I'm accepted***** in high-tech stations across the universe!" The door opened with a mechanical hiss, revealing the image of a coke machine with a red guy painted on it. It began singing mechanically,******
"Hello, consumer, yes hello, consumer, bah bup bada bah, BeBop Cola!"
"Ooh, a coke machine!" Baten looked over the options.
"Ah! A Mingus Dew!" He said, putting in a dollar and pressing the button. The machine sang.
"And I say to myself, I need exact change."
"That IS exact change!"
"And I say to myself, I need exact change."
"Stupid machine!" Bat began pushing it, and it fell over ontop of him.

"And so, the inverted blue octopus lays it's clutch of eggs in the crabs still beating heart, and they hatch, devouring the crab alive. This has been a presentation of the BBC and Discovery channel, good night." Ancoysnd chuckled, and then said,
"Boy, all that edjumacation get's me thirsty, I wonder if this place has a coke machine." He wandered around, until he found one, with a red guy painted on it. It sang.
"Hello, consumer yes hello, consumer. Bah bup bahdah bah, BeBop Cola!" Ancoysnd looked through what the machine had to offer.
"Ooh! A Mingus Dew!" I proceeded to put in money, and push the button.
"And I say to myself, I need exact change."
"I GAVE YOU EXACT CHANGE!"
"ANd I say to myself, I need exact change."
"Stupid machine!" Ancoysnd, pushed the machine, and, in like, it fell on him.

When Kovu awoke after being Mario pummeled, he found himself in a beautiful white room, with a coke machine in the middle.
"Is this heaven? Oh look, a coke machine!" And the machine, it did sing,
"Hello, consumer yes hello, consumer, bahbup bahdah bah, BeBop Cola!" Kovu's eyes immediatley saw his favorite drink.
"Ohh, a Mellow Tangerino! My favorite!" Kovu put in the money, and pressed the button, the machine quickly chugged out a Mellow Tangerino, and Kovu began to walk off into the white, fluffy goodness. Until, the machine began to shake violently.
"What the?" The machine jumped up right over Kovu.
"Bah bup bahdah bah, BeBop Cola!" And, ofcourse, the machine landed on Kovu.

With all three of our heros caught 'neath BeBop cola machines, I shall narrate each funkyly.

"Oh, man! Is anything down there not broken...no..." Bat said dismally.
"Okay, just gotta keep my cool, everything will be alright." Ancoysnd assured himself. Suddenly, Kovu heard a noise, and then saw a scorpion walk upto him, and sit there, looking at him................
and then it lept on his face and stang him seven times.
"Ahahaha!" And jumped off.
"Oh, venom....coarsing through my veins." Bat managed.
"Gonna...black out...noo...noo, you've been through tougher scrapes than this!" Ancoysnd shouted.
And just then, out of the cola machine a coke shot out at sonic speeds, hitting Kovu in the face and knocking a tooth out.
"Awwooh...ohhh... that was my tooth!" Batbud cried. Suddenly, a small robot crawled upto Ancoysnd.
"Oh! It's some sort of rescue toaster!" Kovu cried for joy.
"Go get help little buddy!" Bat said. Then, the robot just picked up it's tooth and walked off.
Then, the machine launched another coke, knocking two more teeth out of Ancoysnd's head, and the robot returned, collecting the teeth.
"What're you making, a necklace?!" Kovu cried.
Months, prehaps years pass...
Bat bud, with a beard growing, snores, still stuck under the cola machine. The scorpion walks in, pushing a coke with his claws.
"Shut up! Ah...oh, it's you ben!" Ancoysnd says.
"*Click* *click* *chirp* *click*"
"Oh, oh well that's good, what's on the menu for today?" Kovu asks.
"Oh, a Orange Bedornge, yummy!" Batto says, and the scorpion punctures the can with it's tail, the pressurised juice flying into Ancoysnd's mouth.
"Oh, thank you, ben!" Kovu says.
"*Chirp* *click*" Ben walks back.
"Hey ben...hehe....what're you doing, that tickles!" Bat chuckles.
Ben crawls back up.
"*Click* *Chirp* *Chirp*"
"You what?" Ancoysnd asked.
"*Chirp* *Click*"
"Oh! Oh! You laid you're brood of eggs in my navel? We're gonna be mommies!" Kovu cried for joy. Suddenly, a coke shot from the machine, knocking a tooth out.
"Oh! That was my last tooth!" Batty shouted. And the robot, with a necklace of teeth, comes in and scoops it up.
"Oh, that's it, go get him Ben!" Ancoysnd cries, and Ben attacks. For a while, the two circle each other.
"Go for the eyes!" Kovu encourages.
Then, the robot brings out a large monkey wrench..........

"*Click*"
SQUISH!
"YOU! YOU KILLED BEN!" Bat shouted.
"And you're eggs, there hatching...there orphans!" Ancoysnd cried.
"I"m getting angry! You wouldn't like me angry!" Kovu became green and super strong, throwing the coke machine off of him.
"Batty!"
"Ancoysnd!"
"Kovu!"
"Smash Robot!" The robot fled, but too slowly, and they, green and covered in scorpion larvae, smashed the robot to pieces, in the name of ben. Suddenly, then, underneath all of them, a trap door opened, and they all found eachother in a large, black room, swarming with scorpion larvae.
"Ancoysnd...Bat?"
"Kovu? Ancoysnd?"
"Bat? Kovu?"
"What're you guys doing covered in scorpion larvae too?"
Suddenly, a dark, mechanical, menacing voice piped in.
"Bah buh bahdah bah, BeBop Cola!!"

*Skullie, Kovu's name for his skull, not to be confused with a charachter from the X-Files
**Mama is actually a referance to M.A.M.A. Mehcaniced Automated Mega Android, a creature Kovu encountered earlier
in his adventures.
***Actually, I dunno when we last saw Bat, and since this was in a flashback, his experiance with BeBop cola should be out of sync with everyone elses....ahwell, I"m writing it...And I forgot what
Kiku's shadowy joint was really called...
****Unlike the childrens song, this is a reference to a Cat food commercial, in which the Cat sings this song, while licking it's paws after eating the unspecified cat food brand.
*****Referance to how credit cards are accepted, y'know, like "Visa, the only card accepted worldwide." etc.
******The rest of this post is ENTIRELY based and copied from something else...
however, if no one notices....erm....I thought of it...yeah....