****ING VISTA!! - Play JJ2 in Windows Vista
Violence Is Not The Answer - Complete a level without killing anything (excluding bosses)
Ice, Ice, Baby - Freeze and buttstomp 100 enemies.
Fight Fire With Fire - Kill Bilsy with the Toaster
Get Out - Get kicked from a server
Go Away - Get kicked 10 times
LEAVE! - Get kicked 50 times
Watch ur Language! - Swear on a server
Peppery Death - Get killed by Pepper Spray
Peppery Defeat - Kill someone with only Pepper Spray
Test Victor - Complete a test
Test Expert - Complete 10 tests
Test Master - Complete 25 tests
Impossible? - Complete the Yax Test!
Go On A Diet - Complete a level without collecting any food items
Stuffed - Eat a total of 100,000 food items