Aaaaaaaaaand, ANOTHER flashback! To what happened in the War Tavern AFTER AMAZING GUY! drove out the school children!


AMAZING GUY! used his super strength to pick up all the bar stools at once and fling them at the school children. They fled. Oddly enough, AMAZING GUY!'s sales never afterwards were quite what they had been. Especially after the board of directers ordered the series to stop. Gizmo chased his tail perfectly, while Ducky hurled odd phrases either copied from books by famous authors or that were to tell the truth famous quotations but just had the sound of having been made up on the spot by a rabbit whose species is easily mistaken by ones who don't know as much about famous quotations as she does. "Ow!" shouted AMAZING GUY!, being hit by {You're a far better man then I, Gunga Din!}. "I'm not Gunga Din, you monster with purple horns, a green face and warts on your nose! You look like a refugee from Hoyle Classic Games' Old Maid!" (Don't ask. Please.) Unknown Rabbit woke up for long enough to tell Ducky what that meant, and it so infuriated her that she threw "Cows? Who eats [ugh] Cows?" at AMAZING GUY!, smacking AMAZING GUY! right in the eye, puncturing a hole in the evil glasses. This was really quite an odd experiance for AMAZING GUY!, as one eye showed monsters, and part of the other eye showed people he almost knew... from a long time ago that probably wasn't that long ago but for the purposes of this continuation was described as having possibly been and so ad infinitem.

Cobra realized that you can not ban a member who was already banned, so she resorted to brute force, and grabbed the marker once more. Sadly, AMAZING GUY! saw it as a huge Bazooka now in gigantic version and blew it to bits with his Laser vision which he didn't have before and will never have again as it would make him too powerful, wot wot? Out of the ruins of Cobra's belovwed giant marker sprang fantasticillions upon untouchablillions of little Infestication Aigs, which upon touching the stars around AMAZING GUY!'s head after he was hit by another quote (I MAY BE DIEING, BUT I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!) turned into a strange process known as the Float Factor to those privleiged enough to read Larry Marder's Tales Of The Beanworld. The Float Factor, following the Float Factor's nature, simply hung around in the air, unmoving. GenEX, whose sigh kick powers had informed him of the nature of AMAZING GUY!'s glasses, promptly jumped onto the Float Factor (which you can jump upon all day and they won't budge) and started snipping at the evil glasses. Soon, they fell off entirely, and AMAZING GUY! was back to normal, seeing his old friends. Then he saw GenEX.

"I'm fired?!" Ancoysnd aka Lance aka AMAZING GUY could not believe his ears.
"Yah-huh, you didn't kill everybody in the Taver--uhm...set...yea..."
"But...but...waaaaaah...." Ancoysnd stalked out of the room, plotting revenge on ANTI-TUBBS. The rest had been friends! He had killed the only monster there, which had been presumably casting a spell on the others which made them also assume hideous appearances. Rubbing his nose, which still smarted from {Gonna eat a lot of Peaches.}, Ancoysnd took a cab to his apartment, where he went over to his drawing board, where he made stick figure drawings. "Hmm... all this delicate scientific planning is...tiring..." Ancoysnd mulled over his stack of stick drawings of ANTI-TUBBS dying. "I wonder if the Discovery channel is on?" He said, walking over to his MEGA-TV which he kept in the secret hideout(which he got to keep due to the speedyness of his firing) "Oh lookie! Steve Irwin!"

Several hours later:

"And so, the inverted blue octopus lays it's clutch of eggs in the crabs still beating heart, and they hatch, devouring the crab alive. This has been a presentation of the BBC and Discovery channel, good night." Ancoysnd chuckled, and then said, "Boy, all that edjumacation get's me thirsty, I wonder if this place has a coke machine." He wandered around, until he found one, with a red guy painted on it. It sang. "Hello, consumer yes hello, consumer. Bah bup bahdah bah, BeBop Cola!" Ancoysnd looked through what the machine had to offer. "Ooh! A Mingus Dew!" I proceeded to put in money, and push the button. "And I say to myself, I need exact change." "I GAVE YOU EXACT CHANGE!" "And I say to myself, I need exact change." "Stupid machine!" Ancoysnd, pushed the machine, and, in like, it fell on him.


End of flashback, dude.


Unknown Rabbit snored, slumped against the wall like GenEX. He hadn't been awake, so he did not know of the hideous deed that had been done. Kovu was having various adventures with a coke machine, a scorpion and stuff. Ducky was looking horrified, and Cobra was standing in an Admin approved pose, looking at the body of the banned trouble maker who had somehow stuck around anyway. There wasn't any possibility that he was faking it, or that a restractable knife had been used, as you can't really fake your head being split open like a canteloupe. That AMAZING GUY! aka Freelance aka Ancoysnd had a very powerful punch.

Suddenly, Ultra Nurse burst in, Racoon in tow oozing cuteness. Some of it landed on the War Tavern, which promptly turned pink. Singing birds and flowers appeared all around it. Ducky took in the nurse outfit, however modified, in a minute, and so asked Ultra Nurse "Oh, Nurse in a modified uniform, can you help this departed comrade, whose head is split open like a canteloupe?"
"Not I, for bandages can not bring one back to life, except in MAD parodies of Little Orphan Annie. But the Racoon shall assist. Go, Racoonie!"
So the Racoon ambled over in the way Racoons have of ambling, and shook some cuteness onto GenEX. As a head split open like a canteloupe isn't very cute, it instantly righted itself, and GenEX sprang back into life. The only trouble was that he was now singing Muppets songs, and wanting to watch the Brady Bunch all the time. After being thanked gratefully, Ultra Nurse and the Racoon sped out of the door in search of new patients with paitence. And there was a little celebrating, until everybody fled from Brady Bunch except Unknown Rabbit, who was still asleep. Obviously, Ultra Nurse had forgot to tend to him.

Batty Buddy spun around. A giant BeBop cola machine was walking up to them on hideous legs made out of soda cans, holding a shook up soda bottle in one of its non-existant hands. "DON'T SHOOT!" cried the Cartoon, ducking behind Ancosynd's big, bulky form. Kovu grabbed his automatic Epic Novel Launcher 4000.50 (tm) just in case, which he didn't have before, so he could fight Saga to Soda with the awesome soda machine. "And I say to myself, I need exact change." said the immense construction of modern thirst annoyingly. Suddenly, Kovu got a brain wave. He shouted "I GAVE YOU EXACT CHANGE!" The machine said in a perky voice "And I say to myself, I need exact change." again, then jumped into the air. Kovu quickly sidekicked away, and the BeBop cola thingy smashed into the ground, and right through. Batty Buddy exclaimed it was just like a cartoon, and asked Kovu how he had thought of it, who explained he had gotten the idea from a match of Cannibal Feud. They then went their seperate ways, having no idea where they were.

Kovu ended up in a Pickle Factory, where he got a job that paid well and became quite prosperous and never went to the War Tavern again until he next did.

Ancosynd ended up at the unemployment office again, where the receptionist looked at him oddly. Back to square one.

And Batty Buddy arrived at Plotline Hotline, where he made a nest in the rafters for a few days until swooping down to meet a trio of freethinking looking people.



Fun!