Jim Drab(un-scorpi-ceo-ed) sat in a large control room, lined with strange, rectangular object.
"Is everything ready?" Jim asked.
"Yes, sir!"
"Launch!" And, the rectangular objects, revealingthemselves to be BeBop Cola machines, flew into the air, and landed in various places. Slowly, the world was taken over by there Coke shooting, Ben flinging, Rescue Toastering antics. But that's another story.
And OMNI-ROBOT ran through Tokyo(in the real dimension) destroying things.

"Okay, Charlie, let her rip, straight to the tavern!" Some miscellanious Happy Puppy Pickle Co. employee shouted to the driver of the mega-truck taking the pickles to the tavern.
Just then, Kovu remembered something,
"Wait, you're forgetting one!" He heroicly lept into the back of the truck, placing in the forgotten Pickle jar. However, the truck was moving so quickly, and the chances of maimage by jumping out were so high, Kovu stayed inside, taking a chance to examine the pickles, to make sure they were extra fresh.
"Hmm...thease are diffrent, there hard and metallic...and they make a beeping noise like a bomb...ahwell, I guess they ordered the crunchy variety."
And so, the truck rode on to the Tavern.

Shigeru sat in his Bean Bag of Money chair, infront of the huge TV, with one little Nintendo Gamecube unit plugged in.
"Hmm, I think I'll play my latest stroke in video-gaming genius, Pikmin!" He put the disc in the drive, and powered up.
However...this was no ordinary Nintendo Gamecube. As the opening sequence rolled, he was sucked into the screen...into
TEH GAMCUB DIMENSON!

Meanwhile...Ancoysnd had finished the production of JJ3, and distributed it worldwide, making trillions of dollars.
"Woohoo!" Ancoysnd shouted.

As GeneralEXplenative was carried via plane to Brady Bunch HQ, Cobra, Ducky, and the now groggy Unknown puzzled about what to do.
"Stupid, we should've considered bus fare for the trip back, but nooo 'Don't worry, Ducky, the Coffe assistant will give you a ride home in his magical fairy rainbow cart!' I'm gonna kill him!" Ducky snarled.
"So I suppose, the only method of getting home is...hitchiking, yay!" Cobra and Ducky cheered at the prospect, whilst Unknownie cowered.

Once the eggs have been laid, the inverted blue octopus swims off into the abyssal night, it's flesh degenating, sluffing off in clumps, and dies. This has been a continuation of the BBC and Discovery channel.

And, somehwere, on a list server far away, Newspaz continued to roast, and roast he did.

This has been a continuation of the BBC and Discovery channel.