And so, fate would have it, that these blumen Boomin' rabbits would rise from the very depths of Hell itself; and as they rose, ever higher and higher, a change hath started to occured!
A transformation of sorts.
Long gone were their boomin rabbit days, and to hell with their hellish ways, they were looking forward to new and happy days!

Reaching a sense of oneness, with one and all, where all is one and one none and one is all, and t'was in this very state of things, that for Guru's they were pronounc'd!

Yet the Nirvana was not to be, gone was introspection and passivity, hello and welcome Proactivity! For is it not true, that he who supposedly understands, yet fails to act, does in fact understand naught and not at all?

Alas these poor wretched souls, escaping hell only to be confronted with life - the most hellish hell of them all - had to take up arms and acquire back the ways for which they were so famed in the netherworld. The craft of war seemed to kling so out of date, so it was either very lucky- or t'was mayhaps by design or fate? - that a dictionary lay nearby that told them how Warcraft has been since times immemorial passe and Warfare is how the kids roll today.

And so, in less than seven days (or mayhaps millenia and more?), the path had taken these poor wretched souls from Hell to Heaven and back again - a trek unparalled by all, other than mayhaps the one undertaken by Chairman Mao or Bilbo Baggins, but we all know how the 1st one was made up and the second one blown up!

The Gurus Of Proactive Warfare hath arisen back from Hell and Hell hath no fury like a Guru scorned!

Yet there were some who disapproved. There were gods and deities who disapproved - yet the mightiest of them all cared not for as he (the Grymastern that he be!) aptly put: [GpW] skuks!
And so unwittingly the Tag was born, one which we wear ever since we're born. All hail the mastern for his great gift!

Are there morals to this story?

Death is relevant.

We are everywhere.

Red is our favourite color.

And of course: Happy to be of service


EDIT: This thread needed synthesis.
You're welcome. Happy to be of service