Unknown Rabbit's note:
After some conjoling, Me decided to write another chapter, using me as writer while he dictates. Anything funny in this chapter was added by me, and he did not actually say it. That, for example. Also, I'm sorry there is no Yumi rhyming, but Me didn't want to write rhyming material.


Chapter Five. (5.00)

"Did you hear the joke about the Marmelade?" asked Kickme, enthusiastically. "No," said the Battle 'bot next to him, sipping cherry soda. "Never mind," said Kickme, "I don't want to spread it around." The Battle 'bot didnt laugh, as laughing was not one of its programmed noises. "That's not funny." he said. Kickme got really mad and hacked the Battle 'bot to pieces, while a little pop-up Jar-Jar said "How Wude!". This was kind of hard for Kickme to do, so he used a convinient Cow that had come trotting up with no intent other then to find the grass that is greener on the other side of the tracks.

Me, who was still lieing in bed, wounded, had a lot of excitement while watching the spiffy Battle 'bots on his portable mini-TV. Wild Angel, meanwhile, had walked over to the leader of the Battle 'bots, dodging various bullets and ray beams like a movie star. "HEY!", she yelled, "That Battle 'bot has my Emerald!" Coppertop walked over, looked at the robot and chopped its PHP to PHPieces. The Battle 'bot burst into tears of oil, pulled out a larger gun and started blasting madly.

Batty Buddy, who as said in his profile was fearful of 3R453R5 (Erasers.00) knew, beyond a doubt, that none of these robots would have erasers. At least, he knew this until one of them pulled one out. "Ok, NOW things can't get any worse." said the Bat as an Owl that he couldn't understand flew up. As Batty Buddy screeched in Echo-Location form, the robot erased him with the Owl. Sorry, with the Eraser.

Meanwhile, Coppertop destroyed another four, hacking away savagely with the poor untended for Cow. "MOOOOO!!!!!!" screamed the poor cow. Kickme, who was tired of the robots not laughing at his jokes, grabbed the Cow swung by Coppertop and flung it at the remaining four Battle 'bots, which broke in Domino Formation, their PHPs falling useless upon the ground. Meanwhile, Mimi, Yumi, Windows ME, Enemy and Enenemie had run away due to the author not noticing they wanted to fight. Blame the author about that. Then Mimi returned to attend Me. Also, the Cow (Who was leader of all Teh SuperCowAFrageFishSticksExpeAliDocius Super Cows in Teh World) called all the afore mentioned Super Cows and the lot of them attacked Me's friends and the villagers of the village of Mes for the cruel way Coppertop and Kickme had treated their leader. COWS!