Ugh. After yet again not realizing I had a code until late in the day, I've spent the last little while toying with some concepts and testing them... Unfortunately, most did not come out how I'd hoped, and I really need to get to bed so I have a semi-decent amount of sleep for work in the morning. I didn't want to leave you guys with nothing to work with so I'm uploading what I've got. If you know how to fix or improve any of it, let me know. If you think it's a lost cause, let me know that as well. Thanks guys.

Edit: Also I don't really understand the whole spirally pipes bit, so hopefully I did it right.