Due to filesize limitations, Hermoine Granger was forced to be released from her pokeball. Luckily, she was not corrupted by being captured.

She trod upon the fields of Missouri, which appeared to have been void of any human contact for 1000 years, walking past a family of moose.

Carrying KRSplat in a cage, she decided she would allow KRSplat to feast upon a moose since their journey had already taken 501836 days. KRSplat shot several types of fireworks at the moose, killing it until it died.
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The other moose chose to resort to community activism in order to restore sanctity to their people, so they took the electricity that they used to see at night and started a forest fire that eventually cost trillions of dollars and killed numbers of robots who lived in the matrix. Meanwhile Hermoine Granger reached the mart with KRSplat locked in his cage. Hermoine Granger bought a rubber ducky and roasted a duck for pure pleasure. She used her "cracked" phone's battery to roast the duck. They took the bus back to Pallet Town, making the intended trade. However, KRSplat, not knowing the ramifications of contractual obligations, did not receive the turtle soup, and Hermoine Granger ate the turtle soup. Hermoine Granger then captured KRSplat in a pokeball, realizing that carrying a virtual rabbit in a cage was not a viable option for her own enjoyment. KRSplat just told Hermoine Granger to go to Diamondus because it was very pretty and had lots of things worth money inside it, for some reason not caring at all about being trapped inside a pokeball because he was a virtual rabbit so his character had no potential for things other than ammunition. Hermoine Granger used SURF to Diamondus.