Babies would cry, rabbits would be sent to church, roosters would fling pennies across golfball fields. Guinea pigs would play poker and Spaz uses a plothole as his personal confusion space. And most importantly, are you expecting a serious, well thought interesting answer?

She's a fictional character. Technically, it's not really canon. It's like asking "What if Jazz didn't eat with Spaz?".

Therefore, nothing would happen either way. Moot thread.

Really...? Ok, I do find the idea of making a thread about marrying a fictional character strange and that he does have some wierd interests, though it's not really harmful.