Ducky gathered enough courage to speak once more, after noticing they had sped past another hospital.
"What's your real reason for avoiding the hospital? Are you merely starved for conversation, being a hermit or something, or are you an accomplice of some evil type person inside the hospital trying to keep us away from finding him or her out?"
"No, I'm a cab driver. The longer the car drives, the more you have to pay me. OF COURSE I'M AN ACCOMPLICE OF SOME EVIL TYPE PER-oops, did I say that?"
"...yes, you did." said Ducky, looking nervously at Cobra once more. "Did you mean it?"
"Yes! And now that you know, you must die! TO TEH POWER PLANT!"
Cobra looked sad. "And he looked so non evil like, too." she said, as Ducky wondered what the Power Plant had to do with anything.
Batty Buddy took wing, deciding there wasn't really a point of hanging around in Plotline Hotline, and swept the skies in search of interesting sights. After passing a falling character wearing a shirt that read "Buy Happy Puppy Pickles! They're good!", BB alighted on the underside of a roof to rest just in time to see GenEX burst out of the door, sobbing cutely. Batty stared, then dropped down to hover in front of him. "Hey Gen, whatcha doing here? Bad vibes?"
"The second assistant costume designers coffee holder of the Brady Bunch is an eViL man! Somehow I must defeat him, bringing peace to this section of the land!"
Batty Buddy, deciding that fighting an eViL man was a lot more interesting then flying around randomly, inquired what the second assistant costume designers coffee holder of the Brady Bunch to make him deserve Gen's hatred, while searching in his backpack for anything that might come in useful.
"He's been slandering the Brady Bunch, that wonderful group of beings! Such eViL talk is only said by the eViLest, Worstest Fiends!"
Batty Buddy threw a wary glance at Gen, who caught it. Then he noticed what the cute one had said. "Don't rhyme so much! It might summon..."
"It might summon someone? Summon who, I ask? And might this summoned someone assist in our eViL eredicating task?"
Kovu screamed like a lil baby as the large blue heron flew along with him and Disguise in its claws. The odd part was that it seemed to be flying in a circle, gradually gaining altitude. Trying to remember his last science lesson, Disguise yelled at the bird. "Stop! You'll hit the end of the atmosphere and we'll all burn up!"
But the bird didn't seem to hear, or if it did it didn't understand, just as any blue heron would do if you shouted what Disguise shouted at it. But soon Kovu, who was facing the same direction as the bird, saw a large portal floating in the air before them. Not knowing what large portals look like, I can't tell you, but Kovu knew it was a portal as soon as he saw it. Soon, the bird was close to it, and the air around them was glittering. And then they were through, in another dimension, and the bird was still methodically flapping foward. Kovu turned to Disguise, knowing he went to many odd places to do research, but Disguise had never been here before either. So they contented themselves with watching the various creatures nearby while they flew, which included various Pikimin. As Shigeru Miyamoto, seated on a golden throne came into view, Kovu guessed where they were in a low gasp of awe. "Awwwwwwww!" he said lowly, and then stated his guess. "We're in the GameRhombadececedron Dimension, Disguise!"
"What does the Power Plant have to do with anything?" asked Ducky, after giving up figuring it out for herself.
"Well, in the spirit of all villains, I can tell you as you will soon die anyway. I am going to dump you into the thingy where coal is dumped to make steam to make eel-ect-rickety!"
The car is going much too fast to jump out of, thought Ducky, her brow furrowed in thoughts of ways to escape.
Cobra lifted her face to the air, sure she was soon to die and deciding to be melodramatic about it.
"Oh god, if you do truly exist, give us a sign! Smite down this evil doer and rescue Unknown, Ducky and I!"
And then Charlie (who was sent flying by the same explosion Kovu was, as you may recall) fell on the head of the driver. The car skidded off the road into a lake, and all five landed in the lake in less then olympic form positions, making spiffy ripples go out in a circle from where they had landed. The car fell down through the lake's waters, as it was much deeper then it looked, and smashed into an underwater vehicle moving along below, breaking one of the viewing windows. And so, as Charlie, Ducky, Cobra and the Evil Driver surfaced sputtering, so too did two Jedi Knights and a Gungan. Meantimes, Unknown Rabbit sunk slowly down to the bottom of the lake.
Arncecroc thundered through The Plains, kicking mountains like molehills, his current form over a mile high. Pausing to step on three lifeforms, who had formerly been known as Bub, Biff and Blog, the evil scourge and hacker shrunk down a bit in order to look for GenEX, who had accidentally summoned him by rhyming so. And he wasn't one of those docile genies, who did their summoners every wish. Of course, if he assumed one of their forms, he might be able to pose as a genie until the right moment, at which point he would strike. The irony of such a victory far outshined the simple buisness of squashing Gen as soon as he reached him, so Arncecroc assumed the form of a cute pink genie as he appeared seemingly out of nowhere right beside Gen, who was wondering cutely why Batty Buddy was so frightened just because he had been talking in rhyme.
"{AHHH!!! RUN!}" (translated from the Japenese) cried a Japenese person, as the OMNI-BOT ran through Tokyo, destroying things.
Ancoysd stepped outside of the Nintendo building for a bit to get some fresh air, and was plowed into by Kazooie. After getting up again, Ancoysd asked the red bird where he was going, and why in such a hurry.
"I'm trying to get away from the War Tavern! AMAZING GUY! came and started a big fight, so I ran away!"
"AMAZING GUY!...? But that was just a few weeks ago, and on a whole different planet! How'd you get here?"
"I run very fast..."
"Ah. You know, you've given me the inspiration for a new game. How'd you like to star in Nintendo's latest buisness venture?"
At this point, Kaz looked into the face of Ancoysd, and recognized it as the same as AMAZING GUY!'s. He then fled.
Ancoysd took this as a very funny joke, and shouted out "Run, Forrester, Run!" before collapsing on the ground with laughter. Several minutes later, a few medic people ran up to him, concluded he had had a stroke, and (he being important) shot him off in a very high speed spaceship to a hospital on Carrotus, said to be the best. Sadly, it was the same one that the Evil Driver had prevented Ducky, Cobra and Unknown Rabbit from entering, as there was an evil person in it.
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