The reason this story is in so many posts, is because it exceeded the maximum number of characters by a small multiplication of it.


Unknown Rabbit, Kovu, Cobra, DDay, Firesword, Slayer and a few other lounged about in various positions in the Tavern, several drinking various beverages. As Kovu droned on and on about Althagar's Pit of Ungoodness, Unknown began to see smoke.. and swirls.....

Suddenly, with no warning, Unknown found himself inside a brown house. He was all brown as well. Someone had been fooling with the palette again, and no mistake. Walking over to the door, Unknown Rabbit opened it, and was surprised to see color all over. Looking in various directions, Unknown Rabbit saw rainbows, houses, roads and a pair of feet attached to some Amethyst Purple High Heels protruding from under where the brown house lay. Confused, Unknown Rabbit walked out, and was surprised again, as a bunch of Newbies ran up to him and started singing.

"Oh we represent, the (Censored) clan, the (Censored) clan, the (Censored) clan, and in the name of, the (Censored) clan, we wish to welcome you to Newbieland!" Almost exactly as the singing Newbies finished singing, a bunch of burly, unshaved rabbits ran up and shoved the newbies aside.
"Oh we represent, the banned JCF users, the banned JCF users, the banned JCF users, and in the name of, the banned JCF users, we wish to welcome you to Newbieland!" So saying, the one who looked like GenExMRT handed Unknown Rabbit a rainbow colored dribble glass. It looked vaugely like a lollipop, Unknown thought, as he attempted to take a drink. Before he could throw the glass down in exasperation, an important looking Newbie ran up and said "Welcome to Newbie land, good sir. I am the mayor."
After that, everyone started singing, and Unknown Rabbit tried to pick out the words.
"Roasted Rabbits, the witch is dead, which old witch, the Wicked Witch, Roasted Rabbits, the Wicked Witch is dead! It's gone where the All Stars did go, below, below below yo ho, and shoot the legends...... Wake up, you sleepyheads, cock your gun, get out of bed, Roasted Rabbits, the Wicked Witch is dead!"
Then whole armies of newbies started dancing around in circles, throwing confetti, and screaming Stuff is Good at the top of their lunges for all the world to hear. They kept this up until there was a TNT explosion on top of a large birdbath, and a new figure appeared. All the Newbies threw themselves into Bushes and Trees and various concealing foilage until only Unknown Rabbit and the new figure were left. Scared, Unknown Rabbit asked "Who are you, one who made the Newbies flee?"

"I am Writers Block, the wicked witch of the writers in the west! My pen name is Flamingo Monotone, and you killed my sister."
"I didn't kill anyone! I just appeared in a house, and walked out, and everything started being all cutesie, and then you appeared."
"Silence, idiotic one! Where are the Amethyst Purple High Heels?"
Unknown Rabbit turned to point them out protruding from the house, but even as he watched, the High Heels vanished. Looking down, Unknown Rabbit saw the High Heels appear on his own feet.
"A thousand curses rain upon your FEET, infindel!" shouted Writers Block, vanishing in a red cloud. "I'll be BACK!"

Dazed, Unknown Rabbit looked around, as the Newbies started popping out from concealing foilage. Turning to the Mayor, he said in a worried voice "This is kind of scary. I want to go home to the 'Tavern, where all my friends and enenemies are!"
"What? You can't go yet! Look, here's the Good Witch of the North, flown all the way from the...."
"North." Unknown supplied.
"North, especially to see you! See? Coming over the treetops, in a Bubble Shield!"
Unknown Rabbit looked up, and sure enough, there was a Bubble Shield with occupant coming over the treetops, just as the Mayor had said. Soon, the Bubble Shield's 40 seconds (with stopwatches added) wore off, and Admael stepped out and greeted the Newbies. She then turned to Unknown Rabbit. "Greetings, Sorcerer."
"Me? I'm no sorcerer!"
"You flew your house onto the Wicked Witch of the Eminently Ethereal Easterners, and killed her, thus you must be a sorcerer. Now, are you a good sorcerer, or a bad sorcerer?"
"But, I'm not a sorcerer at all! I'm Unknown Rabbit, from Carrotus!"
"Then why do you appear before us as Purple and Yellow, the colors of a Good Sorcerer?"
"I like Purple and Yellow. They're my fur colors. Now can you tell me how to get home?"
"No, Sorcerer, if you insist you can not use your magical powers to do so. However, there is one who might be able to help you."
"Who? Tell me! I want to get out of this crazy place!" Unknown Rabbit instantly covered his mouth, realizing what he said, but Admael seemed not to mind.
"The Wonderful Beauthing of Here. He is great and powerful, and rules all of Here."
"I'm in Here, then?"
"Nonono, you're outdoors!"
"I'll take your word for it. So if the Beauthing is Here, he must be nearby, right?"
"No, for the Here he is in is a There Here, not a Here Here."
"Hear, Hear!" shouted a Newbie.
"There is Here, but Here is not There?"
"Yes. To coin a phrase, There is Here then, Here is Here now. Also, East is East, West is West."
"So how do I get here?"
"Even simpler! Just Follow the Lilac Gravel Road!"

At this, Admael megawarped away, and all the Newbies started dancing and singing again.
"Follow the Lilac Gravel Road! Follow the Lilac Gravel Road! Follow, Follow, Follow, Follow, Follow the Lilac Gravel Road! Follow the Lilac Gravel Follow the Lilac Gravel Follow the Lilac Gravel road! You're off to see ol' Beauthing, the Wonderful Beauthing of Here! If ever there was a Beau of a Beau, the Beauthing of Here is well to do, because, because, because, because, BECAUSE...... because of the kind of weird things he does! You're off to see ol' Beauthing, the Wonderful Beauthing of Here!"

Unknown Rabbit gingerly stepped off of a lawn (which had a Keep off the Grass sign) and alighted upon a Gravel Road which was positively Lilac in its Lilacishness. Following the Lilac Gravel road, Unknown Rabbit cheerfully set out, Gizmo aka Evil the Cat trotting along behind him.


A while later, Unknown Rabbit came to an intersection in the Lilac Gravel Road. To the left, the road stretched out as far as some eyes could see, and even farther. On the right, it went into a mud puddle. Unknown Rabbit, supposing the intersection was to prevent wayfarers from intruding on the nearby Lettuce field, walked along the right road until he got into the mud puddle. Gizmo licked his paw perfectly. Sputtering, Unknown Rabbit got out of the puddle, walked back to the intersection and turned left. Several minutes later, he figured out he was heading back to Newbieland, and turned around. Once he reached the intersection for the Third time, he turned left, and kept going for a while until he chanced upon a stick stuck upright in the Lettuce field. This would not be so odd, if not for there being a Canary tied to the stick. Feeling kind hearted, Unknown Rabbit untied the Canary, who promptly fell into the lettuce. The Canary's limbs were obviously in long disuse, so Unknown Rabbit carried it for a while along the Lilac Gravel Road until Canary revived, which strangely happened around the time Unknown tripped and dropped the Canary. Meanwhile, Gizmo was running around, batting at loose feathers, and meowing in a perfect voice.

Tiredly, the Canary turned its head at Unknown Rabbit, then at the Lettuce field, then went into a frenzy. "Put me back on the pole! I have to be on that pole to frighten off the Chickens from stealing all the lettuce! You FOO! FOO FOO FOO!"
"Erm, my name is Unknown Rabbit, not FOO."
"FOO Unknownie. ;P"
"But anyway, are you sure you want to be back on the pole? You didn't seem very happy about it."
"Of course not! I hate being on that pole, but I have to protect the Lettuce from the Chickens!"
At this point, Gizmo heard the word Chickens. He promptly and perfectly rounded up every Chicken for miles, got them all together and explained over the course of hours why he was so much more perfect then them. The Chickens, humbled by Gizmo's lies, flew away and never after attacked the Lettuce.

"Tanks, Unknownie." said the Canary, rising to a semi-standing position. "I'm free from all my duties. I'm a free Canary! Tweet! Tweet! Trick or Tweet!"
"Uh, yeah. I guess so. Do you need any more help, or shall I be on my way?"
"Well, I could use a little help, yes. I have very bad vision, you see. I can see if I'm pressing the submit button when I try to, but only barely. Everything comes out fuzzy."
"Well, you could come with me to see the Wonderful Beauthing of Here. He's going to send me home, so I know he could give you perfect eyesight."
"Could he really? I'm coming along with you then."
"YaY yAy. What's your name, Canary?"
"Turkish Tweet. But call me Tweety."
Tweety, Unknown Rabbit and Perfecto Gizmo a la Spectacularo continued along the Lilac Gravel Road, singing.
"We're off to see ol' Beauthing, the Wonderful Beauthing of Here! If ever there was a Beau of a Beau, the Beauthing of Here is well to do, because, because, because, because, BECAUSE...... because of the kind of weird things he does! We're off to see ol' Beauthing, the Wonderful Beauthing of Here!"