Unknown found himself in the highest dungeon of the tallest tower, with Gizmo asleep on the table. A small platter of milk lay nearby, and Unknown, for nothing better to do, looked at it. Then the face of Cobra appeared in it.
"Hey, has anyone seen Unknown Rabbit lately?"
"Ah, who cares, he's always been weird anyway" said the voice of Kovu, and there was general assent. Then that image faded away, and the evil face of Flamingo Monotone appeared in the platter. She was laughing horribly, and the view zoomed out a little, and Unknown could see she was holding a small Kitchen Timer. It was set to two hours.
"Once this timer reaches 0, you and your little cat too, you shall die!"
Unknown Rabbit had no idea why she was saying this, but he decided there wasn't really anything he could do about it, and after noting the clock on the wall read 10 PM, he went to sleep as well.

iCeD, Tweety and Dreama reached a large mountain. Looking up, all of them but Tweety could see a huge and sinister castle perched atop, several towers shooting up through the clouds. Deciding Flamingo Monotone must be in the castle, they started to climb the mountain. iCeD had a little trouble doing this, so he started pounding the rock to create steps for him. Tweety's wings soon got tired, so she attached herself to Dreama's tail, and in this way, they all reached the top of the mountain in just about thirty minutes. Pearing down between a few large boulders, the three looked down at the area in front of the castle. Many Microsoft Tech Support people were walking around, chanting "R-E-BOOT, REBOOT" loudly. After deciding that the only way to get in would be to disguise themselves as tech support, the three waited until three of the drones walked by then shouted "BOOYA" and stuck out their tongues. The techies ran at them, phones clutched in their hands, but were somehow overpowered by a canary, a friendly lion and a clumsy robot. Don't ask me how. Several minutes later, at 10:46, the three emerged, dressed as tech support. Tweety had a little trouble with hers, but iCeD manufactured some stilts from a nearby rock, and they walked into the castle chanting "R-E-BOOT, REBOOT" loudly and off-key.

Soon, after passing through various torture chambers unnoticed, the rescuers and nose ring apprehenders came across by sheer accident the highest dungeon in the tallest tower. They heard some loud snores coming from the door, and Dreama padded up to it and cried "Unknowiee!! Is that youuu? ". A scuffling came from inside, and Unknown rushed through the door, visible through a small grating.
"Yes! Hurry, get us out! I've only got 70 minutes to live!"
"*Tissuuues!*" said Dreama, then under the direction of Tweety, tried to break down the door with a rock. It didn't work, and Unknown Rabbit uneasily watched the minutes tick by as the door was hammered, oddly without anyone noticing. Finally, he got an idea. "IcEd!" he shouted. "IcEd! IcEd!"
At this, iCeD came into demonic power for no reason. Pushing Dreama away, he ran at the door, and broke through it, then crashed into the wall on the other side of the tower. The other two quickly ran in, as the entire tower toppled over towards a convinient huge pit of lava. They quickly leaped through a window, after iCeD removed the bars for them, and somehow managed to land on the battlement, Unknown carrying the clock with him. The tower fell into the lava, and exploded.

Flamingo Monotone, hearing the sound, used her Magic Tea Set's replay function to find out what had happened. Upon learning, she sent an army of Tech Support along the battlement towards the small group, half going in each direction. The battlement was, after all, a loop.

iCeD looked uneasily off the edge of the battlement. "I don't think we can jump." he said.
"Not to mention we still need to aquire the nose ring!" reminded Tweety, still shaking from the tower's fall.
"Aaaaand Unknown's oonly got fourty moore minutes to live!! (" cried Dreama, looking around.
"Never mind that, LOOK WHAT'S COMING!" cried Unknown Rabbit, and they looked. Two small armies of tech support were running up in both directions, phones held out in battle position.
"We're doomed!" cried Tweety, covering her augmented eyes in her feathers.
"I regret to inform you that is correct." said iCeD, sounding like a monotone himself.
But Unknown Rabbit quickly got an idea, and grabbed a phone from iCeD's vast arrangement of technical attachment. Quickly, he dialed Microsoft's tech support number, said into the phone "Yes, I'll hold" and quickly hung up.The called techie instantly stopped running around and lay down doing nothing, as is tech support behavior. This process continued until every one of the entire army was laying around being lazy, thinking they had someone on hold. Quickly, before they could realise they had been tricked, the five ran through a nearby door. The clock read 11:40.

"Curses!" shouted Writers Block, and ran through various corridors to intercept them, Clippy flying along at her heels as an escort. At last, in a room lit with torches, both parties met. Laughing, Writers Block grabbed a torch and thurst it at Tweety, who once more burst into flame. "NOOOO!" cried the bird, running around smoking while Writers Block laughed. Unknown quickly found some water without really knowing how he had done it, and threw it towards Tweety, who was although soaked, doused. But a bit of the water had hit Writers Block, and she looked shorter.
Clippy cheerfully flew up to her. "You look like you're trying to play Limbo!" he cried, then continued. "Would you like assistance?"
"NO, YOU STUPID MORONIC PAPERCLIP! I'M MELTING! MELTING!"
"Melting?" Tweety flew over to the witch, and it was true. She was melting. "Ohhhhh! Who would have ever thought that a nice little rabbit like you could be such a pain?"
And then she melted entirely, only her nose ring and robes remaining. And the office assistants and tech supporties flew and ran up, and started cheering the kind of bewildered travellers, and Mother Nature presented Unknown with the nose ring as a sort of award. But then the clock struck midnight.




"Why aren't I dead?" asked Unknown Rabbit, while Gizmo looked perfect.




"Here's your answer" said iCeD, upon finding the kitchen timer. "Flamingo Monotone forgot to press the start button."

And there was a big party, and after everyone woke up again, the travellers were sent on their way back to the Zircon Castle. They reached there uneventually, and bid the gate open, and got in, and went through the vera long hallways, and came at last to the chamber of the Wonderful Beauthing of Here, where the large figure came back, and all the dramatic effects were repeated.

"WHY have you come back?" the booming voice demanded.
"If you please sir, we brought the nose ring of the Wicked Witch of the West!"
"DID YOU KILL HER?"
"Ye-yes sir! We melted her!"
"AH! UNEVAPORATED HER, THEN."
"Yes sir, if you say so sir. We'd like our wishes to be granted now sir."
"OH, YES, THAT. I MUST HAVE TIME TO THINK. GO AWAY, AND COME BACK IN FEBUARY!"
At this, Tweety burst into tears, tears spilling from her unfortunate eyes. "Febuary? Oh, but we've gone on so long!"
"You've had plenty of time to think!" cried Unknown, looking accusatorly at the large figure.
"WELL, I... PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE AUTOMATIC GUN BAY TURRETS!" cried the voice, and the four turned. Gizmo had been spinning some automatic gun bay turrets, and they could all see a man behind them, working with some overly complicated gadgets.
iCeD walked over to Automatic Gun Bay Turrets, swept them inside, and moved behind the man. "Who are you?" he asked.
The booming voice resounded once more. "I AM THE WONDERFUL OL'"
and then the man turned away from the machines and the sentence was completed, but from his own mouth. "Beauthing of Here."
Unknown ran over. "You? But you're nothing but a weird looking rabbit, just like me!"
"That may be, but I am the Wonderful Beauthing of Here, none other."
"Well, I think you're just a big fraud. Grant us our wishes now, not in febuary."