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Kovu aka Alec

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Kovu aka Alec is doing well so far

Jan 28, 2002, 01:12 PM
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Erm...yea

"Shigeru Miyamoto!" Kovu ran torward his video game idol, plowing through various sequels which lay about in the GamRhabero something-or-other.
"Will you autograph my... uhm, face?"
"{Okay}" (Transalated) and so, Shigeru signed Kovu's face.
"Well, that's all hunky and dory, but why are we here, and how do we get back to where we were before?" Disguise asked, as he looked for holes in the dimension.
"Erm...I dunno." Kovu said, now with large japanese letters(presumably Shigeru's signature) plastered across his face.
"Wait, I do know, if we can get to plotline hotline, we can change the plot back in time so we don't end up here!"
"Yes..."

"It won't work....we won't sell it." The SUPREME boss of Nintendo said to Ancoysnd.
"C'mon, a red bird in a bear's backpack? It's classic!" Ancoysnd had a great affinity for his Kazooie inspired game idea.
"But it's such a botched job, you finished it and it's sequel in a DAY!"
"But...but...phoey." Ancoysnd stalked out of the SUPREME bosses chambers, until he got an idea.
"I know, I'll go back in time and sell it on that Nintendo 64 machine they used to have, it'll be beautiful for back in those days...now...all I need is a time machine...I know, the Plotline Hotline!"

"Aren't you just a cute widdle genie!" Gen squished the cheeks of the cute little but actually evil genie type thing.
"Gawd...that is too cute...It's melting my eyeballs...I can't kill Gen and/or the genie, because that's not cute....I know, I'll go back in time before AMAZING GUY! blew Gen's head apart, so the maid will be unneeded and he won't become cute. Yess...." Batty thought, then disembarked for the Plotline Hotline, where there was a time machine, ofcourse.

"Mwahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" THe EVIL NOSREP of the hospital had already tied up Ducky and Cobra, and buried Unknowness six feet under.
"Soon my evil plan will be COMPLETE! However....I must clip my toenails before I undertake global domination, I shall return, leaving you completely unguarded with the tools to escape right at you're disposal...mwaha!" And so, quite obviously, they escaped there respective traps, but were still moping about the death of Unkownie.
"Sob...this is so sad...*sniff*"Ducky sobbed
"If there was just some way we could go back in time..." Cobra said....
"Wait a second....."
"TEH PLOTLINE HOTLINE!"

"Take it! Strike me down with you're Jedi weapon....I am defenseless..." The emperor said, stroking Luke's lightsaber as the battle of Rebellion v. Empire raged on outside. Suddenly, a time hole opened up, with the Plotline Hotline employees dropping from it, hitting the emperor on the head, fortunatley, though prematurely casting him into the Death Star II's power core.
"What in George Lucas is going on here?" Luke asked.
"*Hhhuuu...kooooo*Shatner! This is bad...*Hhhuuuu....koooo*" Darth said.
"Look, no time to explain, we need you to Sith us up a plot change!"
"Can do...."
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-Kosh, Babylon 5