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Mooo?
GeneralEXtasy screamed in general ecstasy as a cute pink genie appeared in front of him. Temporarily forgetting about the second assistant costume designer's coffee holder of the Brady Bunch, Gen swept the startled genie into his arms and starting calling it various things that ended in "Oogums", including "Blue gums". Batty Buddy looked warily around for Arncecroc, not seeing him, little knowing that he was the little pink genie being cuddled by Gen.
"I'm looking warily around for Arncecroc," said Batty Buddy, "but I don't see him. And he can't be the little pink genie being cuddled by Gen."
GenEX noticed BB looking warily around for Arncecroc, not seeing him, little knowing that he was the little pink genie GenEX was cuddling. "Hey, Batty Buddy, you odd fuddy duddy, why are you looking warily around for Arncecroc, not making a sound, not seeing him? We've got this little pink genie I'm cuddling to protect us from that meanie!"
"I guess you're right. CAN HE GRANT WISHES?!?" exclaimed Batty Buddy, no longer looking warily around for Arncecroc, though still not seeing him, little knowing he was the little pink genie being cuddled by Gen.
"I don't know the answer to that question... let's ask! Hey Genie, can you do that rather magical task?"
Ancoysd, on a stretcher being carried by several Nintendo dudes, entered the hospital. Although Ancoysd was rather in a state of unnoticing, the carriers noticed something was different about the hospital today. Everyone was standing around, not moving, their hands up in the air.
"Friendly place!" said an as of yet nameless Nintendo person, waving to them with the hand that wasn't carrying Ancoysd's stretcher. A doctor, frozen in mid step, took no notice of them. That was about the time they noticed something was wrong.
Suddenly, a cloaked figure came out from one of the adjoining rooms, some sort of raygun in one hand, a sheaf of bills in the other.
"Darth Sidious!" exclaimed a Nintendo person, doing a little tap dance in surprise.
"Darth Sidious!" exclaimed another Nintendo person, raising his hand for no reason, punching out all the teeth of the man behind him.
"Durth Sidgeieish!" cried the Nintendo person who had lost his teeth.
"I'm not Darth Sidious, I'm High Chancellor Palpetine!" cried Darth Sidious.... err, High Chancellor Palpetine... either one, really.
"Hi Chancellor Palpetine!" cried the last of the assorted flavor Nintendo people, waving his free hand around. It had developed a cramp.
"Hi." replied Palpetine, aiming his ray gun like thing at them. "Now, I give you two choices. Leave this place, or be frozen like the rest of the people in here."
"Oh, are they FROZEN?!" cried the tap dancing Nintendo Person. "I've always wanted to meet a frozen person!"
So saying, he left the stretcher to try to shake hands with a stiff nurse. The stretcher fell, naturally, and Ancoysd slid to the feet of Palpetine, who examined the coma covered body.
"Why, it's the head game designer of Nintendo! This will be most useful to my plans.." said Palpetine, using Teh Force to get a forklift. It drove through the wall, making a large hole, then began to lift up Ancoysd as Palpetine's Force demanded.
But before Palp's latest piece of evil plan could be accomplished, Kaz ran through the hole in the wall, knocked the High Chancellor off his feet and ran straight through the other wall, not stopping for a moment. His passing warmed the hospital people sufficiently, and they began to treat both Ancoysd and Palpetine, who had apparently gotten a concussion. The forklift was forgotten about, and the Nintendo people went home.
Shigeru Miyamoto rose from his throne, joystick shaped scepter in one hand. Decending by using various muscles of his legs and feet, the Jap came to the spot where the huge blue heron alighted, and greeted Kovu & Disguise in the usual manner, with a greeting of the usual manner.
Kovu, after recovering from both being in the GameRhombadececedron dimension and meeting Shigeru Miyamoto there, made a cordial response to Shigeru's usual mannerisim induced greeting.
"Thank you for greeting us in the usual manner. But how did you get to be king of the GameRhombadececedron dimension, and why did the huge blue heron bring us here?"
"Kejero, the Heron, is under my instructions to bring any of my former associates to me. You see, here in this alternate dimension, I have access to Teh Plotmaster, who is the Keeper of the Plot Holes. He tels me a War Tavern character meeting is required, and what better place to hold it then in this unreal spot?"
"Well, I can think of any number of them, but never mind. Why is the heron called Kerjero, and why is a heron here, anyway?"
"Oh, he flew through the portal one day quite by accident. To go with the other birds, of course!"
"Other?"
"Yes! Overlord the Pheonix, Ninja Dodo the Dodo and Blade the Great Bald Eagle!"
By this time, Kovu had gotten used to the strange look of the GameRhombadececedron Dimension, and even the little game characters climbing all over him, so having a living Dodo was no surprise.
Disguise, brushing a few of the game characters of Kovu's ear, walked up to Shigeru.
"But I'm not a War Tavern character! What am I doing here?"
"LIVE!!!!"
"HE'S SO COLD IN THIS UNLIFELY STATE!"
"UNKNOWNIE!"
"BE ALIVE!!"
And Unknown just lay there, head kind of sagging. Meanwhile, Charlie swam laps around the lake for no reason, and the Evil Driver Guy reached land at last, and the Jedi managed to fix their ship, and the Gungan's ear got caught in the door as it closed, and the sun shone, and the birds chirped, and the poets continued to dream, and then without any warning, something happened.
Back at the War Tavern, which hadn't been mentioned in forever, it was buisness as usual. Fquist was muttering to himself about the shoddyness of the most gaily painted wall, as Cobra was not there to converse with. DDay and BBoy were accusing each other of copying, and Willet was arguing with Fire Sword about nothing in paticular. Tyf was playing Rummy with a dark corner, and Slayer was absent mindedly guarding the beer taps. Action Hank was asleep on the chandeleir which didn't exist, as always. Beauman was keeping out of Quisty's way, who still hadn't recovered from his ghostly visitors. And then the door burst open again, and four figures entered with no warning other then the door bursting open.
BBoy screamed, hiding behind DDay, who was hiding behind him.
"Agh! Who the heck are you?!" Slayer shouted in a 'get out of my bar' tone of voice.
"I'm Barg." A short, fat one said.
"I'm Clyde." A tall, skinny one said.
"I'm Jugrgd." A squinting one said.
"And I'm ClockWork." A average type one said,
"and we're the friends of...Xavier!"
"XAVIER'S DEAD." said Tyf loudly, then went back to working on her books and runs.
"Yeah, yeah, we heard someone ate him." said Barg, tears running down his nosehair. "But that's not what we came for. We came for Beauman."
Beauman kind of shivered a bit, and stammered a bit, and shuddered a bit, all for no reason, then said "Me?".
"OF COURSE YOU, WHO DID YOU THINK?"
"BainIthron?" asked Beauman, after thinking a bit.
"Good answer. Anyway, we came to report that how matter how hard we tried, we could not find the artifact thingie."
"Oh, that's all right. Unknown Rabbit found it, but he pressed this shiny red button on it, and the world blew up and pieced itself back together sometime in the future, only it was a different world... Blah, you don't understand me, do u?"
"No, I don't. But there's another matter as well."
"Another?"
"Yes. We bring news from The Plotmaster, keeper of the Plot Holes."
"You bring news from The Plotmaster, keeper of the Plot Holes?" gasped Beauman, looking at the four who were bringing news from The Plotmaster, keeper of the Plot Holes.
Jugrgd noticed Beauman looking at them as they were bringing news from The Plotmaster, keeper of the Plot Holes. "Yes, we bring news from The Plotmaster, keeper of the Plot Holes. He wants all of you to come to a big meeting in the GameRhombadecedron Dimension, where Shigeru Miyamoto currently rules."
Before any of the others could think about it, Action Hank talked in his sleep, saying "Yes, ok.".
"Excellent!" said Clockwork, and produced a portable portal from his pocket. "Now, all step this way, please..."
Ducky stopped in mid scream, and pointed behind Cobra. Turning, Cobra saw what Ducky had been pointing at. A ninja star was spinning towards them, and the Evil Driver Guy was standing on the shore, laughing manically. Ducky ducked, but Cobra thought quickly, and tried to use her Mystic Admin Powers to reflect the star. However, the Mystic Admin Powers (MAP) didn't work as they were supposed to, and the ninja star merely turned into a huge portal. Deciding that it might lead to a safer place, Cobra somehow managed to get all three of them through. Charlie, returning from his twentieth lap, was just in time to see the trio vanish into a portal, which soon turned back into a ninja star.
Stiletto looked oddly at TMIBOKAJJTOHCFAYETEEWWAAPWIBTBARARTWWTTGDONBSWLESC ADMSWLC, then said was he was thinking. "Are you sure you're a legend?"
"I'm a legend among Inverted Blue Octopuses! snapped TMIBOKAJJTOHCFAYETEEWWAAPWIBTBARARTWWTTGDONBSWLESC ADMSWLC, looking dagger eyed at Stiletto. Stiletto shrunk back a little, but concluded that TMIBOKAJJTOHCFAYETEEWWAAPWIBTBARARTWWTTGDONBSWLESC ADMSWLC and the Plotline Hotline employees shouldn't be there, so he hit a trigger crate to remove everyone who was not a legend. But contray to expectations, the trigger crate just made a warp and a sign pointing to it appear. Naturally, everyone in the server entered it, allowing the Plotline Hotline employees who hadn't been able to get in get in, at which point they too entered the warp.
And the Japs shot the OMNI-BOT with an all new ray, which warped him.
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