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PARTY TIME
Ancoysd and Palpetine lay feebly in beds, looking feeble. Every two minutes, on the hour, a nurse or doctor would come in and refresh their ice pack. So it was no surprise to Palp, as Ancoysd was still in a coma, to see a man in white robes stride into their room.
"I am Randalf`s DNA'sweird, wizard of Modeled Earth. As there's all that time between the time the Ma'elDogg and I fall into the abyss and the time I greet the various people trying to get that city back from Wizard Saturation, I came here for a brief span of time to obey an order from The Plotmaster, keeper of the Plot Holes."
"Never heard of you."
"Too bad. Anyway, I have come to deliver the portal that shall take you to the GameRhombadecedron Dimension, where a meeting of pretty much all the War Tavern characters is to be held!"
So saying, Randalf`s delivered a portal that would take them to the GameRhombedecedron Dimension, where a meeting of pretty much all the War Tavern characters was to be held. Randalf`s then lifted up the limp body of Ancoysd and muttered a few magic incantations, which healed Ancoysd entirely. After shoving Ancoysd through the portal, Randalf`s cast the same spell on High Chancellor Palpetine, and was about to shove him through the portal when the portal closed from the force of Teh Force.
"I don't want to go!" said Palpetine, looking Randalf`s squarely in the eye. "I want to remain in the real world!"
And then the forklift drove up, picked up Palpetine and drove quickly away. Randalf`s, deciding not to give chase, returned to Modeled Earth, and The Lord Of The Things adventure.
Miss Directed, Stan Dear and Dan Druff continued along the road that goes on and on, having managed to get to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away by means of a hole in the continuity. They had already been stopped by a troup of storm troopers, but after saying "We're not the dudes you're looking for" to them, got away uncaptured. "Darth Vader must be Somewhere in this galaxy!" cried Dan, after deciding that Darth Vader must be Somewhere in that galaxy.
After concluding that Dan was probably correct, Stan said Dan was probably correct and left it at that. But then they were hit by this cool Tractor Beam, which after doing a little farming, pulled them up the The Deaf Star, in which voices could not be heard. As luck chose to have it, Darth Vader was there, and he had just finished cleaning off the armies of Lemon Pies. Handing Miss Directed a notebook and a pen, Darth Vader produced his own and wrote "You're garb iz stranj. Wear are yu frum?"
"A long time from now, in a galaxy far, far away." wrote Miss Directed, after comtemplating the entire Space Time Continuim the space of a second.
And after some time, they managed to retrieve Darth Vader from before Luke arrives, and convince him to help the people that hit him with lemon pies without being killed themselves, and then brought him back to their own time. After that, they taught him how to use the right Plotline Hotline machines, and got him to summonn Four Children and a Dog to rescue the War Taverners. However, upon leaving Plotline Hotline, the group accidentally walked into a plothole, which somehow transported them right in front of Clyde, who was still pushing War Taverners through the portal. They were pushed through.
ANTI-TUBBS ate toast and caviar, screamed at his incompetent servants and generally did things expected of someone who's both evil and in power. But today was different. His mood was worse. Apparently, an old man dressed in white had swooped down on an eagle and had transformed his Happy Puppy Pickle Machine Gun Equipped Cars into this weird interdimensional portal, which sucked up Tubbs, who had been just going to land on the roof of one of the cars. You couldn't trust anyone these days, though ANTI-TUBBS, spitting out a turtle egg that had gotten into his caviar by mistake. A servant who didn't look familiar brought in a new tray of food, which included one of those cool plates with metal coverings over them. You know the type I mean.
Anyway, ANTI-TUBBS ate the food, as is expected, and at last came to the metal covered plate. Lifting the lid, he was surprised to see some sort of green portal beneath. Then he was sucked through to a different dimension..
Isabelle Kettlesore chewed away at the cage bars contentedly, which the C&CJP screamed at her not to. She paid no attention, and was soon through. The other dinosaurs followed, seeing an opening, and the C&CJP ran along, throwing various pointy objects at the prehistoric creatures. But then a dinosaur kicked over one of the fiendishly clever and intricate inventions of that era, which produced something that looked like a very large Interdemensional Portal. They were all sucked through, giving them all only enough time to shout in various languages something like "AHHH!!!! A DINOSAUR KICKED OVER A FIENDISHLY CLEVER AND INTRICATE INVENTION OF THIS ERA, WHICH PRODUCED SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A VERY LARGE INTERDEMENSIONAL PORTAL! AND IT'S SUCKING US THROUGH!"
And all throughout the universe, War Tavern characters were sucked into interdemensional portals by various means.
Shigeru Miyamoto looked at a nearby clock. "Brace yourselves, people. They should be arriving soon."
And then there was a large bright flash, and pretty much everyone except High Chancellor Palpetine appeared.
"Look!" cried Shigeru, pointing them out one by one. Some were ghosts, some were alive, and some were something else.
"There's Abe Lincoln, humble railcutter from the past! And Action Hank, the duck! Admael, powerful one! Godly Agama, tileset maker supreme! Ahz Sleep, the Plotline Hotline employee! AFC Blinky, from Bucky O' Hare! Alantrium, the Golden Knight, free with money! Al Negator, the Bucky O' Hare villain! Althagar, owner of the pit of ungoodness! Ancoysd, he of many names! ANTI-TUBBS, sworn to seek out Tubbs for all his days! Arjan, king of the gods! Armaggedon, old timer! ATMA WEAPON, other self of GenEX! Avelanche, from Rage of Evil! The BACTA FLUIDS, sworn enemies of Cannibal Feud! Barbara Streisand, eater of gum! Barg, fox from Medivo! BBoy, the infamous drunk! Beauman, worker of mystic and redundant deeds! Ben and the Ben Class Scorpions, scorpions! Biff of Happy Puppy Pickle Co.! Bill Bored, one with an odd fascination with Billboards! The creatures known as Blabeds! *Blacksheep, the rabbit.. or is it sheep?! Blagagnga, the idiotic slayer of Mr. Continuity! *Blizzard, Kiki sayer! Blog of Happy Puppy Pickle Co.! Bluez, easily angered! Bob, the mystical voice! BoX, the consumer of all!"
The list went on and on. But Charlie, Batty Buddy, Arncecroc, GenEX, High Chancellor Paletine and the second assistant costume designer's coffee holder of the Brady Bunch were not there.
"Never mind," said Shigeru, "we shall just have to hold the meeting without them."
Edit: Ugh. You posted while I was typing. Ignore my two posts then... of course, we were thinking a similar thing... 
By the way, Ancoysd was in a hospital with some evil person, having had a stroke. So he can't have been talking to those people about a Kazooie game. Not only that, Shigery Miyamoto has had a translator attached to his neck since his very first appearance.
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Last edited by Violet CLM; Jan 28, 2002 at 02:31 PM.
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