NO NO NONO NO!!!!
MIKE! YOU GOT IT ALLL WRONG!!!
Jazz NEVER died after. Spaz DID take up smoking though. And Lori DID get plastic surgeory. BUT most of the rest is wrong. What happened is after Jazz and Eva got married, they had some kids. And then Devan ate one. Jazz got mad. And then Jazz asked Spaz and Lori to come help him kill Devan. They all said "Sure, why not, we have nothing better to do." And so they all went out through cities, and easter lands etc. Then they found a magical island called fairy puff puff puffy puff land of puffing. This, ofcourse, was Spaz's 'Heaven'. Spaz sat down with the caterpillar and smoked for a mere 10 years. Then Lori found a nice Tuf Turtle that showed her he was really TUF by slaughtering Eva. So Lori married the Tuf Turtle, and Jazz got mad at him becasue he killed his wife. Thus, Jazz killed the Tuf Turtle, and Lori got mad at Jazz. And then there was a BIG family fued, which was then taken to Jerry Springer (Spaz's idea). And Jazz threw a chair at Lori, killing her instantly. (This show was never shown because of the brutalness). Then Jazz's parents got mad and ate one of his babies (Sometimes animals eat their children. Or in this case, their children's children.) Jazz then got mad and threw Spaz at them. Spaz breathed on them, and then they instantly died of second hand smoke. Then, Jazz and Spaz went back to fairy puff puff puffy puff land of puffing. Thats where Spaz married the caterpillar, and Jazz tried searched around the Island. Then, Jazz accidentally fell into a hole in the ground, which took him to the 3D world. Spaz never followed (Which is why there is no Spaz in the JJ3D demo). In there Devan 'magically' came back. Thus Jazz had to kill him. Meanwhile, Spaz and caterpillar had babies. These babies are a cross-breed of rabbits, and caterpillars. They came out at small caterpillars that had long ears and jumped (And smoked ofcourse). This species is called rabapillars (Or Rapars for short). The rapars ran around mindlessly until they ran into a person named George. George was a funny looking half-cat, half-carrot thing. And while George became the Rapars best friend, Jazz ran around in the 3D world, wondering what was going on. This is where the story is right now. If you'll gimme a second I'll go find out the future.
*Jumps into a time-machine*
Back.
Well, apparently, Jazz dies from Devan in a horrible crash. JAzz wasn't used to the 3D world, so he didn't see the shot from the side coming. And the Rapars died from old age, at the age of 3.
THE END
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