"Ah, now this should bring the battle in our favor," GenEX said proudly. He finished his latest addition to the Tavern arsenal. Now all he had to do was get to the battle scene.

A few seconds later, GenEX made it to the Plotline Hotline. "Time for phase one of 'Apocalypse later,'" he said as he pushed a button.
Calling through the loudspeaker, he yelled "ALL TAVERNERS MUST GET ON ONE OF THE TRACTORS THAT YOU SHOULD SEE AROUND YOU!" Thus, everybody who was still alive managed to fit somewhere on the giant tractors. GenEX pushed another button, and the tractors floated up to the TavernShip. Shouts of all the other characters could be heard below.

"Lemme guess, that was your 'tractor beam?'" questioned Beauman. GenEX nodded, and pushed a big shiny red button that said "Panic Button". His voice came over the loudspeaker inside the tavern, "ATTENTION ALL TAVERNERS. WE ARE PREPARING FOR BATTLE. BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OR ADJUST YOUR PICTURE, CANCEL THE THREE-RING CIRCUS, THERE WILL NOT BE A MOVIE ON THIS FLIGHT, STUFF IS GOOD, DON'T FORGET TO-"GenEX stopped himself before he got carried away. Sitting himself in the special custom-made Battling Station™, he made sure the Tavern was in Auto-Pilot before he got in his cockpit and prepared his vast weaponry. He had no idea what everybody was fighting about, but GenEX wasn't in the mood to be delayed for his live singing of "Pretty Fly for a Rabite".

Did I do something bad?