..it was Christmas, and the Golden Knight was found by the C&CJP, and ANTI-TUBBS reformed, and Jim Drab and Plotline Hotline continued searching for Blagagnga. Except this time, the dinosaurs Didn't get loose at the future earth, and ANTI-TUBBS Didn't become evil again (at least, not right then) and hire Ancoysnd as a super hero, and Blagagnga Didn't get roasted by Newspaz, who would later be killed by Darth Maul, and Jim Drab Didn't get replaced with a mutant inverted blue octopus. In short, everything was back to normal. Unknown Rabbit was still swathed in bandages and the like from top to toe, but he wasn't dead. Ancoysnd got the job vacancy at Happy Puppy Pickle Co. instead of Kovu, and Disguise forgot his announcement and made some anicent ruin tileset of general aclaim. Shigeru Miyamoto, as there Wasn't someone to replace him, Didn't go on a vacation, so he Wasn't sucked into first Teh Gamcub Dimenson, then the GameRhombadececedron Dimension. GenEX Didn't become cute, as there Wasn't any AMAZING GUY! to punch his head in, so he Didn't meet the Second assistant costume designer's coffee holder of the Brady Bunch, and Didn't summon Arncecroc, who Didn't destroy the universe. Batty Buddy and Kovu, after a slight misadventure with some BeBop cola machines, got back to the War Tavern, where they attracted the attention of the wall Fquist had fallen in love with once with their story. It began to follow them around for a while, but there was an unpleasant incident with a ball and chain.. and I won't go into the gory details. Because ANTI-TUBBS Didn't hire Ancoysnd for his evil purposes, your favorite three former Plotline Hotline employees Didn't hear about this, and Didn't go get Darth Vader to assist them in creating the characters from Ignored of the Rings. High Chancellor Palpetine, due to not having the funds from Newspaz's modified will, Didn't change around the Plotline Hotline machines so only Sith could use them. He and Darth Vader killed eachother while Luke watched, without any former Plotline Hotline employees to intervene. Cobra and Ducky Didn't get a ride with the Evil Driver who looked like Elfis, as GenEX didn't go to a cute contest. Thus, Unknown Rabbit wasn't killed in a lake, and the Bongo of the Jedi wasn't broken. The evil person in the hospital didn't manage to do whatever he intended to, as ULTRA NURSE! showed up, and defeated him righteously. ANTI-TUBBS, due to having reformed, Wasn't visited in the night by Beauman, and thus Wasn't stranded Somewhere near the beginning of the year by non scientific standards past for a few hours. Nintendo, not having Ancoysnd as a temporaral lead game designer, Didn't make JJ3-5. And because of this, Opposition Publishing Co. Inc. Wasn't forced to make Snozz SnackSquirrel 2. As Kovu Wasn't required for a welcome back party in his name, Charlie Didn't go deliver pickles to the War Tavern, and will probably live to a ripe old age because of it, unless he gets involved in some other adventure. And the universe Didn't blow up, so Plotmaster and his friends Didn't have a poker game. Also, all the good citizens from the universe Didn't have to go to Heaven, so Hansol Majawk was spared the pain of Unknown Rabbit getting away again. Etc etc etc etc. To sum it up, Everything that happened in the last 33 posts is to be ignored. Pretty much a clean slate here. Yep yep. And, because you like them so, I'll try to think of a new plot related thingy.


Several days later..

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!" cried GenEX, spitting the nails from his teeth. He, along with several others, had just been afixing a large banner saying the same over the 'Tavern door. BBoy complained drunkenly as a few of the nails bopped him on the head.
"Well, you've got to understand there are some hazards when you stand underneath something that's under construction!" cried Ducky from inside, where she was happily trying to outblow Blacksheep with a few of those things that make noise when you blow on them. Slayer was arguing with Cobra over the price of champagne, but spared the time to rip "December 31st" off of the calender. Beauman signaled everyone to come outside to watch the fireworks, and they did, with Slayer taking the counter he had been behind with him. Kovu kind of got tied to one of the rockets somehow, while GenEX looked perfectly innocent, but he landed in a pool, and none of his bruises were Too serious.

After the initial party had kind of died away, everyone got a bit drunk, except for the ones who either didn't drink or couldn't. So they weren't too alarmed when the night, to be obliging, turned stormy. Or when the door creaked open, and a redeyed figure walked in the door, and roamed the floor, as if searching for something.
"MY EYES HURT!" cried the figure at last, jolting some of the 'Taverners who were not yet too far gone back to moderate sobriety.
"Yeah, I Know it's a red eyed figure, but don't look at me, ok guys?" said Batty Buddy, trying to find any recognizable features on the new arrival.