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Violet CLM

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Mar 30, 2001, 08:04 PM
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Chapter 5: Guys, if you don't leave I'll stop the whole story!

"Its next chapter now! WOOHOO!" shouted Cheeze, he had been strangly energetic ever since he had eaten that cheese with expiration date April 5, 1999. "No wait, we need more people on the expedition! We've only got, um... Cheeze, Kovu, BBoy, Bluez and Elias!" Elias seemed to want to want a lot of people to come along, maybe he had been reading the authors notes for what would happen later? Batty Buddy spoke up. "I'll come and I guess Blacksheep should, this is all her fault!" Batty Buddy reached into her backpack and drew out... Cobra? "Hi guys! Want to dona" Cobra was kicked out of the story again before she could continue. BBoy, one of the heroes of the story, had a plan himself; "Why don't we run an advertisement in the Daily Carrot? Rabbits wanted for expedition to the north, Snowbunny heritage a plus, Solar powered a large minus! I can just see it now..." Having nothing better to do, the others agreed with BBoy's plan and called the Daily Carrot wanted section.



A week later...



"What do you mean, no creatures want to come?" asked BBoy, slightly perturbed that his plan wasn't working, "Its a great chance for adventure! Action! Excitement! Frozen rear ends! Little snow birds singing La La La La La!" BBoy was talking on the phone with the Daily Carrot complaints section, the rest of the group snoring in drunken stupors on various parts of the leather couch. "I'm sorry sir, but nobody has called." BBoy slammed the phone down, waking up the rest. "Huh? *Hic!* Whash duh matter? Giant spacemen? *Hic!*" BBoy, giving up totally went to the counter and ordered a Carrot on the Rocks, if they were going to stay until the rest became sober, he had better do something in the meantime. Several hours later all the group was soberly playing Space Invaders except for BBoy, who was throughly drunk.



Chapter 6: While I tell off all the main characters for delaying the trip for so, SO long I'll give you a story I heard instead.



Note A: If you do not want to read a story with a villain called Toilet Head in it please address your complaints to that brick wall over there.



A long long time ago, in a Shopping Mall closer then you'd like to think:

Two valley girls called Crazy and Crazyer were shopping for a Solar Panel. Their aunt, Crazyest, was coming to stay in a few days and her brain was solar powered. The only solar panel at the maul, of course, cost $5833.62. The two valley girls were just about to buy it when they remembered they were supposed to be having lunch. They went home, not remembering to take the $2000.62 they had already counted out and had lunch. Then they remembered they needed to get a solar panel for their aunt. So they tried all kinds of weird methods including stapleing a bunch of things to something else. When Crazyest finally arrived they told her they couldn't get her a Solar Panel. Crazyest: "Oh my dears, I brought one from home!" However, the one brought from home didn't work so they decided to go to the moon, where there was much sunlight. Now the only problem was how to GET to the moon. So they stole a wooden sign, chopped it up into toothpicks and superglued the toothpicks together in a spaceship shape. They then put the toothpick spaceship in a growth machine which turned it into a Spaceship Shape Spaceship Size bunch of superglued toothpicks. They then attached the S.S. Toothpick to a catapult on a airplane which launched at a high speed. At the right moment they launched the toothpick contraption out to outer space.



They finally got to another solar system's planet that had air, they got there just before their air ran out, in fact! After a while of living on the unknown planet Crazy, Crazyer and Crazyest launched the spaceship off agin, and this time they reachd the moon. The inhabitants of the moon were all leaf shaped baboons, for some reason. Crazyest lived in full sunlight with her two nieces for a year before the evil genius Toilet Head built a Giant Laser on the moon. One of the leaf shaped baboons was the ruler of Jupiter so he brought all the inhabitants of Jupiter (And Jupiter) to battle the Evil Toilet Head. The inhabitants of Jupiter, 2D Basketball Hoops, were very excited. All three of them joined the cause at once. One day, the 2D Basketball Hoops went into the Giant Laser to spy. There they found the fuel for the Giant Laser. Suddenly Toilet Head burst in! "HAHA!" He shouted, "I have you now!" One of the 2D Basketball Hoops radioed the three earthlings about their plight. Then Toilet Head killed all three 2D Basketball Hoops. Suddenly Crazy, Crazyer and Crazyest burst in! "Your plans of evil are finished, Toilet Head!" Toilet Head, being a genius without much common sense, pressed the self destruct button. The three earthlings escaped but Toilet head and the Giant Laser blew up.



And they all lived Sappily ever after.



Note B: Slighly abridged.

Note C: I've convinced the Heroes to go now, they will next chapter or I kill them all. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!