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Dude, I had the exact same problem about a year ago, when I first actually entered the Community. It's like, my parents hated the internet and every single darned thing I wanted to try on the Internet. They wouldn't have wanted me to socialize with anyone online. But, I snuck online and joined this wonderful place. And got my own email address (hotmail). And everything else. And later, I got ICQ and AIM, although I got rid of AIM and replaced it with MSN.

The point is: Be sneaky and they won't catch you.

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I don't have a host, so it's not like I'm very helpful here.