Hehehe, not me... but I'll give you the profile of someone else. Totally made up on the spot, including the name. Use it if you care to.

Name: Sajacyiz Ulnic. (Sah-Jack-Yiz OL-Nick)

Species: Large Talking Cow.

Costume: Green mask over face which is very useless, as he's the only Large Talking Cow around. Streamers attached to tail.

Weapons: Udders are attached to large bag, in which milk is stored. As long as he bites on a little thing near his mouth, milk shoots forth from a hose like thing. This can be almost dangerous in the right situation.

Weaknesses: Slow, and the milk hose can easily run out of milk.

Popular phrases: "Like, without question." "Indetermined, but sources believe the answer is foggy. It is not yet known if you should ask again later." "The truth of that statement is a little less then that weird number that gets confused with the letter "Oh"." "M0O0O0O0O0O0." (To not attract attention)

Personality: Laid back, unassuming smart aleck, supplier of witty conversation... while awake.

History: Answer foggy, ask again later.

Alliance: Good, though at times attitude towards things make allies wish he was not their ally.

Overall: M0O0O0O0O0O0.