"I haf had ENOUGH of being ignored! All uf my life I haf been ignored.. now that ends!" cried Vampyra Smurferama, having gained an accent. "FrankenQuist's Monsteer, fovard! Ve shall overvun this place!"

GenEX peered out from under the large, heavy and potentially projectile jukebox at the two monsters. The smaller, blue one seemed to be advancing towards Slayer's prone form, fangs glistening as the author couldn't think of a new word for it. A wise choice, really, as Slayer was a vampire hunter.
The larger one, who looked like Fquist, seemed to be advancing towards him. But why? Not really thinking of his vast psychic powers, Gen quickly drew his head back under the jukebox as FrankenQuist's Monster came near. Slowly, the clumsy thing picked up the large and heavy jukebox, took aim, and threw it at the bar. Various alchoholic and non alchoholic drinks spurted forth, and a champagne cork hit GenEX in the eye. He quickly got up, and not feeling like intervening with the course of events, fled to his private whatever room.

"What's all the commotion?" asked Unknown Rabbit groggily, coming out of the bathroom Gen had installed him in. And then "Ahhh!! Where are Abbot and Costello when you need them?!" upon seeing the monster and vampire terrifying everyone sane enough to be terrified. He quickly fled for the trapdoor, but slipped on some loose wine, and kind of smashed into Vampyra Smurferama just before she could bite Slayer's limp form in the neck. Slayer came to his senses, and without noticing the vampire and rabbit behind him, began yelling curses and looking for whomsoever had wrecked the bar.

GenEX hurridly looked around for his kittens. None of them were to be found! After a quick search of the various concealing artifacts to be found in the room, he ran back into the main Tavern, grabbed Batty Buddy, ran back into his room, and instructed the bat to draw him a Replay button, so he could see what had happened. Batty, happy to be away from the monsters, obliged, and GenEX learned how a plothole had sucked the kittens away to Ceramicus. Somehow jumping into the replay, Gen too was warped to Ceramicus, while Batty Buddy tried to look wise and failed.

"I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" cried Vampyra Smurferama again, and Slayer whipped around. A vampire! He had not tested his skills for quite some time! This should be fun. Grabbing a stake from his rack on the wall, the Vampire Vampire Hunter advanced towards the Smurf. Meanwhile, the creature formerly known as Fquist had been somehow convinced by Ducky to sit down and play a game of Bingo with Cobra and herself.