"B2!" called out Ducky, having withdrawn a something with the same characters on it from the Bingo jar.
Cobra, who had been thinking of something else, made the "earphone" movement with her fingers and said "Excuse me, but did you say 2B, or not 2B?"
"I said B2. None of your cultural wise cracks." said Ducky, examining her Bingo Board.

GenEX, stranded on Ceramicus, but happy to be with his kittens once more, sung one of the songs he had sung earlier that nobody had paid any attention to, while at the same time walking around merrily.

"I feel so happy
I feel full of life
for you being here with me
has removed my strife.

I was gloomy
I was sad
but when I'm with you
I don't feel bad.

Ooo, ooo, ooo,
(Kittens), I love you
you make my aura glow brighter
every day in every way kemosabe."

He continued on like this for some time, singing various songs of praise to the kittens who were mewing about, while not really looking where he was going. So you can't be too surprised when he tripped and fell into one of the many pots laying around.

"Turn and fight, Vampire." said SlaYer, looming over Vampyra Smurferama, stake upheld. The Smurf spun around from Unknown Rabbit's neck, where she had been about to bite, and looked at Slay for a minute. Then, taking advantage of both her shortness and Slayer's tallness, she darted beneath his legs without much trouble. And then began an epic of thrusting, parrying, blocking, dodging, lunging, tripping, stumbling, falling, balance losing, crashing, smashing, bashing and generally lashing out at one another. At times it would look like Slayer had the upperhand, but then Vampyra would tie his foot to the jukebox in that rapid motion born of fighting for one's life, causing him to fall over on his face when he tried to move. And by the time he was up and untangled, the Smurf would be on the other side of the 'Tavern, looking for things to throw at him.

"A4!" cried out Ducky.
"We're playing Bingo here, not Golf." Cobra informed her, angry that she wasn't getting much luck with the drawn thingies. "Please try to keep your mind on the game."

Fire Sword turned to DDay. "Shouldn't we be doing something to help?"
"Who? Cobra, GenEX, Vampyra Smurferama, or Slayer?"
"Don't be silly. Slayer, of course."
"Nah. I'm sure he's got everything covered." said DDay, as Slayer went flying across the Tavern, having been tripped by Smurferama's conviniently placed foot. Righting himself, he began throwing stakes at Vampyra at high speeds, giving himself barely enough time to rearm before throwing. Naturally, the Smurf dodged them all easily, and managed to reach the ceilling by hopping on the various stakes stuck in the wall like steps. From there, she jumped into the Chandeiler (Which is constantly being repaired without mention), and cut the cable. Naturally, this would have been a good scheme if Slayer had been underneath. He was not.

"B4!" cried out Ducky, causing Cobra to tell her to please complete her sentances, instead of just leaving them hanging, so other people could know without question what was going to come-

Beauman, having set up a betting stand, declared it open to buisness. Many of the inhabitants got out wads of cash that they had not already spent on beer and that sort of thing, and bet some or all of it on one of the two battlers. The whole betting buisness ended kind of abruptly when one of Slayer's stakes cut through one of the holdings, causing the whole thing to collapse on top of Beauman. But it wasn't too bad, as the rabbits forgot about it, and Beauman thus got to keep all the bets.

"BINGO!" cried Cobra jubilantly, having finally gotten the letter/number to complete a line.
"No! You fool! You're supposed to let the Monster win, so it will be happy and stuffness with the feeling of Bingo Winning! As it is, you just made it.. angry." said Ducky, recoiling as FrankenQuist's monster, smote the table in two, and strode away. Picking Slayer and Vampyra up easily, the monster strode through a wall, and vanished into the night, still carrying the contenders.

"Oh, NO!" cried Kovu, after realizing what had just happened.
"What a calamity." said Batty Buddy, trying to sound less upset then he really was.
"Thish iz terrrribol!" slurred BBoy, after being revived and told what had happened.
"You said it!" said Unknown Rabbit. "No more bartender! What will we do?"

FrankenQuist's Monster, still carrying both the struggling Slayer and the docile Vampyra Smurferama, began to ascend the large hill that might or might not have been there before. Thunder and Lightning cracked spookily, illuminating the large old style castle perched on top of the hill. Slayer ceased his wriggling enough to ask where he was being taken, but the monster merely whacked him on the head. Everything went black.

The next thing Slayer knew, he was strapped to a table. There was no way of telling how long he had been unconscious, other then that it was still night. But that didn't really mean a thing, as night and day came and went depending on the mood the current author wanted. Glancing over, he saw FrankenQuist's monster strapped to another table, nearby. Vampyra Smurferama was working with some test tubes next to a Dutch Pastry Cook that had once stolen some apples from Batty Buddy, and was humming "Come into my lab, and see what's on the slab" in the manner of someone who is humming "Come into my lab, and see what's on the slab".
After what seemed an enternity of test tube work, the Dutch Pastry Cook came over to Slayer's head, and withdrew a inhumanly large saw from a pocket that was much too small to hold it, and said "Now, don't worry. This won't hurt a bit once the pain has subsided. And it's for a good cause.. you're donating your brain to this poor brainless creature!"
Slayer shivered as he felt the saw getting closer to his head, and closer.. and then a voice from his left said "Hold!".