If the people complain, don't listen.
If the people say everyone is here, don't listen.
If one of your friends is in the game, give them extra points.
If a JDC official says everyone is there, start the game. Then, unless one of your friends is in the game, go idle and do not give anyone any points.
Never host the gametype that your superiors tell you to.
Make the Pregame as short as possible.
Make amazingly small player limits.
Once the game is over, leave the server up for as long as possible. Kick off anyone who tries to join, saying "You're not in JDC, so you can't be here" even if they're in 1st place in the rankings or something like that.

Errr, actually, I don't know. Don't you dare follow any of those rules.