Recent Recap:
Everything that had been posted for a while was erased, due to Batty Buddy's Pokesith setting the time back to Christmas. Then GenEX sang a song, and Vamprya Smurferama came in, and turned Fquist into FrankenQuist's monster. GenEX was sent to Ceramicus, along with his intelligent kittens. Slayer fought with Vampyra, while the monster played Bingo with Ducky and Cobra, until it lost, at which point it took Slayer and Vampyra up to a castle on top of a hill. A Dutch Pastry Cook that hadn't been mentioned in the story for ages was there, and was about to transfer Slayer's brain to the head of FrankenQuist's monster, when GenEX teleported in, put the Dutch Pastry Cook's brain in instead, saved Slayer, and teleported back to the War Tavern, where everyone had been debating on what to do now that there was no bartender. Thus, except for the Vampire Smurf and the Dutch Pastry Cook monster that was formerly Fquist up on the hill, we are plotless.

It's also Early Spring, if that's important.