Meanwhile, GenEX was working on his latest invention. And was finished. "Behold, my kittens, the Paw Controller! It hooks up to any system and makes it possible for animals who don't have poseable thumbs to play games!" All the kittens meowed happily and played GenEX at a bunch of games. Unfortunately, they weren't too good at the games. But soon they beat GenEX every so often. Still, GenEX was good, as he kept saying "''Ahoo! Butter me, I'm on a roll!"

Meanwhile, SlaYer was fighting Vampira Smurf, who had no long range attacks. SlaY kept throwing stakes and knives covered in holy water, yet Vampira dodged them all. Then, a radiant light appeared before them and somebody's face appeared. "SlaYer," it said. "You are no longer part of the War Tavern. Your vulgar language has led you to permanant banishment. Now you must also live a new life..." His eyes glowed and both SlaYer and Vampira Smurf were trapped in giant beams of white light. The figure disappeared, but so did SlaYer and Vampira.

When SlaYer awoke, everything around him seemed huge. "What the smurf just happened? What is this smurfy place anyway? And what in smurfs has happened to my voice?" he looked in a clear blue pond and gasped. He had turned blue and was wearing a white hat and pants. "Holy smurfs, I'm a smurf!" That's when Vampira woke up. She was a regular smurf now, and SlaYer found her to be very pretty, as Vampira though SlaYer was handsome. So they both got married and lived smurfily ever after.



Meanwhile, the story continues...