"Awww, c'mon Gato, hook the cable back up, nobody likes the Nature Channel! Tell ya what, I'll make you a hologram deck so you and all your buddies can be IN nature. I'll make sure even you won't be able to tell that it is only an illusion. Lemme see, I'll need a RealScent system, a Solillusion utility, no, an Ultimate HoloSenses Program..." GenEX went to work on his gizmo, who was drinking beer and flirting with Cobra, who tried to smack him with her admin rod but he hardly flinched.

Beauman was selling great tasting beer for 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000$ with a promise of "BUY ONE GET 20 FREE". Of course, it was only effective once. Yet he still got everybody old enough to drink to buy them 5 times more. After all, a drunk person is more likely to buy beer at a high price than anybody else. Then Beauman decided to join everybody, and the entire tavern was drunk, except for GenEX, his kittens, and Fquist, who was hiding in a closet, hoping everybody would think he was FrankenQuist.

"Hic-Giz-mo, you are kinda-Hic-cute yourself." said a seriously drunken Cobra. The entire tavern turned into a lovesickness dome. Male and female rabbits suddenly got together and danced and such, which they would never normaly do with eachother. Dethman could hardly hold his sword straight as Ducky kept hugging him. He accidently smashed the tavern walls and was almost sucked out into the vacuum of space, but GenEX had prepared for that a long time ago, with an emergency airlock made of titanium. Unfortunately, Deth's sword was stronger, and he was trying to impress the girls with how strong he was, which resulted in all the taverners in that room(which was all the drunk ones) to be hurled into space. Some thought of the possibilities of being lost in space only as an excuse to get close with one another.

"Arg, I though I told them I get 3 meals a day or I turn them all into 2 dimensional cardboard cutouts! I'm gonna get to the bottom of this." GenEX complained. He walked into the main room of the War Tavern, and was almost sucked into space. He used his handy psychic powers to seal off the hole just seconds before being blown into space. "I'm all alone," he said to nobody in particular, although particular was so far away that nobody couldn't hear him at all. "I know what to do now... I GOT RID OF ALL THOSE FREELOADERS! PARTY!" He threw streamers up in the air and his kittens danced around him.




Now don't kill me for what I've just done...